Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Liar liar
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
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iLazy 0
Sounds hot
DocBastard 40
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*
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Comments (119)
aJazzy 2
amateur
casstastrophexx 0
that's literally fire crotch.
yomamasballz 0
FIRE KROTCH
Typholsion 4
Hey lets start humping flames!!!!!!
BenjaminHeels 0
Ta-da!
seeunexttuesdays 6
sounds pretty smokin hot to me!
FMLJunki 0
i checked YDI just because this happened WHILE YOU WERE DOING MAGIC...
cierajay 3
what kind of magic trick is that?
AunteyN 4
what kind of magic trick were you doing!?
shutupYDI 4
this is the first FML from Austria I see and I'm there so YAY but seriously OP that sucks