Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Mom hobbies
Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
marymark
West Long Branch, United States
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Anonymous
Summerfield, United States
Nice friends you've got there
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Anonymous
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
rolled
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
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ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
DUH! jeesh. people don't know how to sneak around these days. but good job. i think its a wonderful fail. congratulations =]
blahblahblah1234_fml 0
well....
ChaosChild 0
Smart dog.
runitup 0
NO
speedy638 21
stupid dog you make me look bad
Boomi 39
Maybe the parents won't notice. **EDIT** I read it as marijuana PIE, not PIPE. Yeah, you're ******, OP.
bandito0007 0
suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrreeee
jim_witness 0
That dog is a narc
Synthetic42 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I would feed that dog a tiny bit of heroin every day after that and then just stop all of a sudden to teach him a lesson.
guardgeek 12
Wow your messed up in the head!
puppies1234 10
what did the dog do to u?
3clipse 0
You have the greatest dog ever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious.
rawchelllll 0
Haha #9. That might be animal abuse though haha. Woooowww sucks to be you.
wesurfeveryday 0
noone that owns a "marijuana pipe" actually calls it a "marijuana pipe"
dioxyde420 0
I do. And that's what everyone calls it. Quit assuming you know EVERYBODY and what they say!
onexgun 0
I call mine ragnarock but whatever
MajesticMersi 0
I call mine Chewbaka(:
thebogusman101 0
No. Your weird.
cannabliss96 0
I named mine Sammy cuz it has a salamander on it :)
cannabliss96 0
Oh by the way: no one is two words. Nobody is one word. Noone just makes you look like you never went through the second grade. I'm not being mean, or hurtful, just helping you out :)
azouwa 26
I had an awesome wizard. My ex broke it. I named him gandalf. You toked from his staff.
17Master 0
If this is for real, then lolol