Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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Top comments
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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Comments (179)
corme_fml 0
Leave most romantic gestures out of dating until you've gotten to know the girl better or are actually going steady.... womenz are like deer and spook easy ;)
elvgar 0
i made a christmas card for the girl i liked and then she dated me for 2 weeks then ended it on a friday and tht saturday night we planned to date again then 2 weeks later she ended it so yea those relationships dont last :/
iamchuck 0
At least now you know you have good taste in girls. Smart, funny, creative, and the good sense to not date you.
J4cks0n 0
What was in that "love story"?
aback 5
Sounds like she was pretty straight-up with you.
Blatstuff 0
Sounds like a simple phone call would have sufficed.... On both your parts. I can understand her feeling uncomfortable with some creepy guy writing her love poems. Just something to think over next time you get the urge. =)
corme_fml 0
How does writing a poem automatically make this guy "creepy?"
insurgentes 0
how many poems do you write to strangers?!
corme_fml 0
If this was a complete stranger... that would be creepy. The OP didn't say much but the girl knew where he lived so I'm assuming they at least know each other..
shiritt 0
#26 violins are blue, i can't wait to eat human organs with you. see, that was creepy!
corme_fml 0
#38. Oh COME ON! You can't tell me a poem like that wouldn't set your heart a flutter! :P
doink 0
Who is telling you these lies? I'm only easy where it counts... At the retirement homes.
kialuvsyoo 3
it means you deserved it
crystal87 0
you definitely don't deserve garbage in your mailbox. at least you know now that she's trash, and you can write your next poem to a girl that cares.
shiritt 0
hi, i'm giving you this message, and thats also the only thing you get. alright, here, another sentence, to make you feel good :). i'm feeling very generous today :P
exotic_babe 0
hahaha
UrLiFsuX 4
you should post her number on craigslist saying "loves feet fetish."
shiritt 0
oops i spilled the beans.