Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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Lisa89 3
IMO i find it a bit weird to send love poems to a girl you hardly know. (You called her 'the girl', not a friend or a girlfriend so it implies she barely knows you.)
ObeyTheSnarf 0
What did you write? If it's something dirty then YDI.
dread205 0
**** her shit up badly.
Musicgrl330 0
just letting you know, but some girls think poetry is romantic while others think it is stalker like. I'd ease up on the poetry.
shadysbaby 0
aww that is so mean of herr:( i'm sorry boo
DS1_fml 0
YDI for not realizing how lucky you are. You escaped from a bitch. You should be 100% happy.
louisemehmet 0
she aint worth it!
louisemehmet 0
she aint worth it!
TeenieAmerica 9
I'm guess that if she did that, you probably came off as creepy. A love poem can be romantic, but it's the kind of thing that's usually only okay when you and that person are already going out. I'm not going to say YDI though, because I know that you probably had good intentions, and also because regardless of whether or not the girl found you creepy, that's still a really mean thing for her to do. Hopefully know that you know what a bitch she is, you can move on and find somewhat better.
starberries 0
Either you were being sweet and this was her crazy reaction, or this was her last-ditch effort to get rid of you before getting a restraining order. Either way, at least one of you is crazy.