Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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Comments (179)
sophieeee0ooo 0
i think she's just playing hard to get..
MrFlintstone 5
a love poem?????????????
holleymoffat 0
did you eat the garbage after
gingersnapper 0
Unless you're an eleven year old kid, you're acting like a creeper. Learn to TALK to attractive members of the appropriate sex instead of sending little notes like an obsessive stalker.
mrzero 0
Thanx god she didn't give u her fatty tampon
SeasonedSausage 0
That is one dirty girl.
smilefreely 0
She's not a bitch or dirty or cold, she's freaked out. It's sweet when you're in a relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend you really like, but when you guys just know each other, and she has no interest in you, a poem is like...so creepy. So seriously dude, don't do it. Just IM her -.- & start a convo. Enough wih the 60's..
astro2 0
Find out where she lives and confront her parents of what she did Parents must know how sh*t their parenting is, otherwise their dumb kids will grow up to be massive a-holes (more so) when they grow up. oh btw i was serious. p.s dont' feel too bad, she'll probably end up in porno one day. ^^
glock17wielder 0
Send her a paper bag of feces. Include a note saying: "Y'know, you're not much better."
AnRom 0
ydi for giving her a creepy love poem