Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, the canteen of the company I work for introduced a cash-less payment method to purchase food. To use it, employees must download the app, which is only available for iPhones. I have a BlackBerry. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Top comments
Superman8_fml 0
#11: take your battery out and put it back in. and from now on, instead of hitting the end or back buttons to exit your programs, hit the blackberry button, scroll down and press 'close'. this ends the program so that they aren't all running at the same time. also go to your internet settings and turn off java script and embedded media. and in the future, don't buy phones that you are too stupid to opperate
greendaygirl999 5
If you're so smart, you probably should have spelled "operate" correctly.
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Bee123_fml 0
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what the helll??? be more detailed in your work next time. im grading these
jbchica 7
Get a life..
gennyv 29
What are you talking about?
Superman8_fml 0
#11: take your battery out and put it back in. and from now on, instead of hitting the end or back buttons to exit your programs, hit the blackberry button, scroll down and press 'close'. this ends the program so that they aren't all running at the same time. also go to your internet settings and turn off java script and embedded media. and in the future, don't buy phones that you are too stupid to opperate
greendaygirl999 5
If you're so smart, you probably should have spelled "operate" correctly.
rain893 0
win!! ^
solid2dew 6
haha or just get an iPhone....it has spellcheck!
tsunami2_us 0
Where do we find a leaked OS?
gofriars 0
It's John Krasinski's voice on the commercials that's the culprit. If I didn't have so many bills to pay, I'd probably buy one, too.
f0rged 0
I ordered one when they first came out and waited impatiently almost 2 weeks for it to arrive..then afterwards realized that the blackberry signal doesn't work when I leave the country...I spend almost half my week in Canada...
RyuB 0
funny, i live in canada and my blackberry works fine
Daesh_fml 9
I have a blackberry passport, and also travel across that border often from alberta to texas, and have never had a problem in either country with signal. Other than where there's no towers anyway.
Inconspicuous 0
I LOVE my storm, what are you complaining about? Get the leaked OS 4.7.0.103, you will be AMAZED
lmfp 0
youre a douche. FOAD.
luciert 0
ouch.. try an iphone. way better. :D
JustGines 0
iPhone > any other phone
HamsteronA 0
your mum>you
ZazzyB0092 0
agreeee!^_^
missrubyruby 0
agree with all above
katie72 6
**** yeah
Balfan123 2
htc one > iphone
_shit_happens_ 0
1. this isnt an fml.. get the hell over it and 2. maybe you should do a tad more research next time you buy something i agree with #16 i have an iphone. loove it
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I have an EnV (or however you spell it). I would love an iPhone though. Too bad I feel spoiled when I get popular things... x_x;
bchelle11 0
I bought an iPhone 4s...I could afford the phone. AT&T just screwed me over with it. DON'T GET AN IPHONE. (: