Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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happyhak 5
#6, even though i dont really like you and we have never really had what life likes to call a friendship, I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one. Some girls can be real bitches when boys finally grow the balls to confess their feelings for them, especially in a poem which takes who-knows how long to compose and write up neatly. OP, this girl would fall into the bitchy catogory. I would suggest staying away from her. Unforunetly, if you two had any kind of "friendship" before you gave her the poem, consider that gone! But, seriously, FYL!
damnrosi 0
a love poem is pretty excessive seeing as you called her "this girl" and not gf, which means you have never actually been out with her, so yeah, that is pretty creepy and can't blame her for not responding in the way you wanted. You handled telling her your feelings very badly On the other hand, she reacted very badly, so I guess you were made of each other?
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
hahaha damnn
tipoo_fml 0
Girls can be cruel...But a love poem is a bit creepy if she didn't know you. I'm torn on this one.
samantha_durano 6
wait I'm confused, where does it say that they didn't know eachother?
damnrosi 0
it doesn't. but it was mentioned that she was "this girl", not his gf, his fiancee, or wife, which would be acceptable
beer01 0
Wow... send back the garbage with a note saying "well, this is all you'll ever be".
xemogirl14x 0
i would've done the same thing too.ur just a creep:
npeezle 0
No girl in their right mind wants some lame ass love poem. You must be a virgin. LOL
forever2009 0
she spuds cocky
Six23 1
Aww, I feel bad for you, and I don't think you sending her a poem makes you a creep, it's just that most people don't take that route in order to show how they feel. Seeing how she responded, she probably wasn't the girl for you anyway, so consider yourself lucky.