Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Accidents will happen
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
DBR
United States
Make it stop!
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
swirkishly
United States
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Are you OK?
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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Comments (138)
fueledbyellie 0
And why were you awake, walking under a picture late at night? Ow either way, though.
Venge_fml 0
Some people have walls near their beds. Some even have four walls, and call it a bedroom. Silly people.
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
z3r0nline 0
when did he say he/she was awake?? ******* retard
TRJADN 0
YDI for sleeping under a picture
nmsm 1
YDI for saying smack-bang
cady2 0
second that!
ZombieBunnies 0
Hogwarts?! WTF?!? Is this a new book? Harry Potter and the Deadly Hanging Pictures.
inuyashagirl 0
harry's most formidable foe yet... frames hanging from walls
yunni94 0
agreed 42 ******* idiot for hanging a picture on top of your head stuuuupidddd
ilovefatcats 12
#2 the pic was probaly over her bed
shiritt 0
facepalm! everything happens for a reason, you deserved it!
shiritt 0
shiritt, really, what the hell did that mean?
rawr_93 0
why are you replying to yourself?
helo2 0
lmfao
teacher411 0
Lol. I thought the same thing
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Were you robbing a museum? Because that would explain why it was midnight, and why your face was so close to a picture.
dupedlez 0
Perhaps the picture was hanging above the OP's bed and she was asleep..
helo2 0
hahahahaha
EditedIt 0
Could've been worse. It could've been a piece of your ceiling.
darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
shiritt 0
sir, i love your comment!
repyourcliche 0
http://media.photobucket.com/image/people%20loling/TheBroozer/loling-1.png?t=1258388546 me due to your comment.
ringmybell_fml 0
here, here!
WreckerGirl 4
#12 I love your picture :-)
the_BLADE13 0
I worry about this as well, but it would be razor wire falling on my face, so I sleep with my head protected at all times.
iamchuck 0
That's unfortunate.
the_BLADE13 0
It is quite calming actually... when I'm not trying to sleep.
iamchuck 0
I meant unfortunate that you protect your head. I'm all for razor wire in your face.
yungjct 0
^win
Residence_fml 4
Well perhaps you shouldn't hang a picture above your bed then? But I got one hanging there too so fyourlife OP I just hope you move that picture for national security
Blatstuff 0
Lol - Hope you weren't hurt, that would make it a true FML
mylifeisaverage9 0
FYL indeed. This one actually made me laugh.
Snow_Daisy 7
This made me laugh too. (:
bcns 0
that's fake, that never happened to you, your a liar.
helo2 0
lmao. I love how so many people say that to things they can't believe.
bcns 0
this person is SUCH a LIAR if this happend tho them, well then I'm the damn tooth fairy!