Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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Comments (179)
Busterfml 0
YDI for thinking poems win hearts. Poems are what people who already have a girl do to make them forgive us or fall deeper. You've to already be in for that to matter. FTB and find someone better suited to you. (FTB means.... well the middle word is "that" and the other 2 aren't polite words to say.)
bdviper13 0
Diamonds!! That'll shut her up....should'a got her diamonds...
TKDWill 13
Yea definitely diamonds. All those dirty thoughts in your head after she gets them sparkling blood diamonds she'll pretty much have to do...
gabirolon 1
move on, out of the state... lol
cooliodefined 0
THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gsm_fml 0
FYI - It is a federal offense to place anything into someone's mailbox unless you are a postal employee, and even then it must bear postage. I'm assuming the girl is not a postal employee, and that the garbage was devoid of postage?
deadsrs 0
"Dearest (girl's name), I can't help to feel this way that I do. The times that I spend staring at you. When you sleep, through your window I sneak. To stare some more and maybe get a peak. I'll always love you because you're a hotty. And when you die I'll preserve your body. Love, stalkerman. Sound familiar op?
christys25 0
lol!!!!! lol!!!!! perfect and creepy for OP! Nice one seriously!
quietlytearful 0
"and when you die I'll preserve your body" 1 questions-----> what are you going to do with her preserved dead body??
Imnewhere 21
instant win right there!
deadsrs 0
Don't ask me I didn't write it... <.<...>.>
shiritt 0
well, there are people who like to search trough people's trash, she only made it easier. maybe she loves you, but you look like a hobo, so she only wanted to give you a gift you like! see, it isn't so bad as it seems.
laneykinsx 0
that was extreme, she sounds like a bitch.
AnnaD15 0
well, yes she kinda is. but if op was stalking her and she tried to tell him nicely before and it didnt work, i dont blame her
perdix 31
You didn't copy that E-A-T S-H-I-T poem I wrote yesterday with the calligraphy and all that? That was a joke. Even though, it was a magnificent poem, if I do say so myself, it was designed so the reader would see that the initial letters of each line urged the reader to dine on feces, which is diametrically opposite of the intent of the text.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for stalking