Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, I told my mom for the third time that I won’t be able to attend her husband's family Christmas party because it’s on my birthday. She won’t take no for an answer, and I just don’t want to spend my whole birthday in a car for an 8-hour drive there and back. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, my daughter asked to go to a party and I said no, because I know some of the other people going and they're bad news. She then said she only asked permission as a courtesy, and is going anyway and just left. She lives with me but she did turn 18 last week, and I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
I see one way out of this situation. Tell your mother that you can either spend the evening at your friend's birthday party, or lounging around the house completely naked while licking whipped cream off your own nipples. She'll come around eventually, I'm sure.
RichardPencil 32
Birthdays are all about cake And we all know the cake is a lie. Your mom is just protecting you from the world of deception and fraud.
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chosha_fml 27
*soup nazi voice* NO BIRTHDAYS FOR YOU!!!
RichardPencil 32
Birthdays are all about cake And we all know the cake is a lie. Your mom is just protecting you from the world of deception and fraud.
Dave_Davington 34
I see one way out of this situation. Tell your mother that you can either spend the evening at your friend's birthday party, or lounging around the house completely naked while licking whipped cream off your own nipples. She'll come around eventually, I'm sure.
Lobby_Bee 18
Skype your friends at the party and you can almost feel like you're there while you cry off camera.
interesting33 37
your username is concerning. If your mother makes you feel unwanted or like you aren't good enough then it might well be emotional abuse. if that is the case please know you are not alone and there is help out there. talking to a teacher or counsellor might help
doyouwantmedead 21
I appreciate that but my username is just a song title, there's no hidden meaning lmao