Today, my husband’s coworker made lunch for him again complete with a “cute” note. I cook every day, but somehow this single woman finds it appropriate to cook and pack lunch for my husband. When I told him it needs to stop, he said I was being too jealous, and she’s just a nice lady. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML
Today, the coworker I like reported me to HR for "sexual harassment." All I did was make him lunch every day, give him 'just because' gifts, and compliment him in a non-sexual way. It sure isn't "sexual harassment" when another coworker of ours does the exact same things; in fact, he praises it and acts indifferent to me. FML
Today, my husband referred to me as his “roommate” when I came home from work and saw his female coworker here for a visit. The one he has “work conversations” with at 11 pm. I've talked to him about it and he tells me I’m being paranoid and unreasonable. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML
Today, I learned that when communication is getting shorter with you, it’s getting longer with someone else. My husband never tells me about his day anymore, but he constantly texts his coworker outside work. He vehemently insists she’s only a coworker and nothing else, and he’s “allowed to have friends”. FML
Today, since my husband has been volunteering to do more of the cooking, I was happy and relieved to have help, until every meal he made had an ungodly amount of spices in it. I overheard him on the phone, saying he’s been purposely making my food inedibly hot so that I’ll eat less and lose weight. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Holy emotional affair, Batman
vchan 20
Either you are a really bad cook and she is a really good one (and even then, he shouldn’t be accepting her lunches, it doesn’t send the right message) or he is interested in her. Does she even know he is married?
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Comments (7)
Anderling 33
Holy emotional affair, Batman
vchan 20
Either you are a really bad cook and she is a really good one (and even then, he shouldn’t be accepting her lunches, it doesn’t send the right message) or he is interested in her. Does she even know he is married?
JackWood 21
He should set up a meeting. If you can't also be friends with her then she should stop
D J's MOM 17
if she's old, she may be just a sweet lady. if she's young, then Aw Hell No!
RichardPencil 32
Well, you wouldn't want your husband to have an affair with a mean lady, would you?
dreams2383 20
he is emotionally cheating on you with his work wife. at least I hope that's all it is. it's rude and he needs to tell her to stop. they have both overstepped their boundaries
SirEnigM0nk 22
I doubt he'll get her to stop of his own accord. Time to lay down the law and set some boundaries.