Today, I helped my children dye Easter eggs. They did great. My husband, however, is covered in dye spots and glitter from "helping." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
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Top comments
CrazyManNo9 29
Wonderful Husband!
JadeMinu 10
Takes a true man to be covered in glitter and dye all for the sake of his kids hehehe. Hope you guys had fun and happy easter!
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Comments (11)
CrazyManNo9 29
Wonderful Husband!
JadeMinu 10
Takes a true man to be covered in glitter and dye all for the sake of his kids hehehe. Hope you guys had fun and happy easter!
Lobby_Bee 18
The children had fun making Easter eggs, you will have fun cracking open yours.
Glowworm56 27
Well your hubby hasn't always been this glam...
Alexandria79 22
not sure how this is an FML but it sounds like an awesome family time. happy Easter!
bigred121970 10
Sounds like the kids enjoyed dying daddy than the eggs,
paskievitchjack 23
Glitter is the Herpes of the art world
Manual_Manoosy 21
Well, you are the one who married him...