kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
SayWhat
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ewwww
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
CM112
South Africa
OK, now that's gross
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Aphrodite
France
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
BurntBroken
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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jc21_fml 1
was it cooked?
Djoooiz 0
That's nasty..
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warriorcatsfan24 0
seriously, OP? how is this an fml...this a "you need to bathe"
catkat1988 17
Umm, eww? Can you remember the last time you showered and washed yourself properly?
psherman 0
EWW
ndiesal 0
I bet you don't remember the last time you took a shower either.
carrotpuke 0
ick!! o_0 shower...unless you are homeless.
JlynnS 11
Ok seriously ... THAT IS JUST GROSS.... TRY SHOWERING, OR TRY WASHING WHEN YOU ARE SHOWERING!!!! YUCK
NeonWar__ 0
ew. you dortball!
TripLikeEyeDo 0
you are either really fat or need to try taking a shower.... nasty
cjammer 0
Hey yo. Weight has nothing to do with it. I'm "really fat" and you best believe there ain't nothin' stickin' outta MY belly button. Or any other orifice, for that matter. =P
catherinee 0
Sorry but, wow who cares if you found a piece of rice. Omg your life is ova !!!!!!1111!111111111!!! Stop being such a drama queen
NOVAgal 0
WTcrap. Don't you shower? NO ONE should ever find misc. objects/food in their "holes". That's beyond gross. Were you the smelly kid in school?