kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
SayWhat
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ewwww
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
CM112
South Africa
OK, now that's gross
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Aphrodite
France
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
BurntBroken
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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jc21_fml 1
was it cooked?
Djoooiz 0
That's nasty..
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carriebear2008 0
That's repulsive...
LilaBear 2
Are you sure it's rice? Besides, why is this an FML? It's not gross. Finding a piece of rice on your body somewhere doesn't indicate you don't bathe. It indicates you might have brushed up against some rice - perhaps a spilt package in the shops - without realising. Your life is not F'ed. Grow up. I personally would have found it pretty funny. It's like finding random bruises and you can't remember bumping into anything.
i_love_beyonce 0
just a quick tip FROM NOW ON CLEAN YOUR BELLY BUTTON !!!!!! cause tht is soooo disgusting O.o
music_METAL 0
oh shit, that's where it went!? sorry bro.
andrewcexy 4
how is this an fml? oh my life is f'd because I found rice in my belly button... get real.
stormin972 0
It was probably a maggot .
Roxybaby0113 0
Ew wtf. Do us all a favor and shower daily please.
infantry831 0
maybe you should get your ass up and take a shower. you must be fat. I can picture you look like Jaba the hut. get a life
TishNchips 0
It could have only been the works of a ninja XDDD
Panther_fml 0
That was not rice. It was your dick.