panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
unlucky
Wheeling, United States
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
tinfoilnirvana
United States
Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML
Thai rice mistake
Oakland, United States
Noooooo! Duuuuude!
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
bluediva24
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Anonymous
Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
All bunged up
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
All the ills
Geneva, United States
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
I love travelling
Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML
Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?
killabb23 0
I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!
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Comments (131)
TheBeastiest 6
lol.
CryMoreFMLs 15
What an intelligent way to get first comment and quickly by saying "lol". I hope you're so proud of your failtastic achievement.
Hoarr 0
Rice is good. :(
flockz 20
so are pancakes.
senseisuncommon 7
keep it uo for a few more days and you'll have a va-China...
urdirtyolduncle 15
I'm guessing you guys never eat the type of chinese food us americans love to take out. Pork fried rice.. yum...
joooeee 3
Y U NO USE FIRST COMMENT FOR GOOD COMMENT?
F0xyTurtle 8
you dont have to eat it...
urdirtyolduncle 15
that's what she said.
AbuelaGrande 0
I make this for my grand children and all they kids in my pueblo and in my village they come
kendallhi 9
/ the hell? what kind of rice to?
pertained 12
they didn't have noodles?
EmyB_fml 8
#38 Ray ?
skatergirl9875 0
really? wow i never knew that people ate rice in China.
iLove2LoveU 0
good one!!!!! *sarcasm*
dreamering 16
No, they eat cats.
urdirtyolduncle 15
2--- really? wow i never knew that you were so dumb towards other cultural.
Zeehond 0
Sarcasm for life. seriously if you dont understand this youre kinda stupi
jessisaur 0
well I would call them stupid not stupi.
Mpsteve13 7
hooray for sideways vaginas
killabb23 0
I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!
MrSassypants 34
Yeah I like rice too and I'm Spanish. We must be twins!... also me and my Chinese friend noticed Spanish people and Chinese people are very alike. (Well some other Asians are alike Spanish people too.) :D
Canchan 12
Same here except I'm from good ole' Louisiana!! A lot of our dishes have rice in them so either you're miserable or extremely happy (I am; I love rice)
MrSexyPants 14
Same here 33! I had red beans and rice yesterday!
UnfOrg1ven 1
same bro. :D
AbuelaGrande 0
Ay, me gusta
OrgasmicBunnies 9
only us Indianians have corn.... ; - ; so left out.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Spanish race is the only rice I'll eat :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Spanish race is the only rice I'll eat :)
lalala2589 0
I think I would be able to tolerate Spanish rice a lot longer than white rice. Not as bland and salty.
mazochyst 10
We eat rice all the time in Hawai'i too! :D Sushi, Musubi and can't forget the Loco Moco.
daisyloo 7
Pasta all the way!;) I'm italian:) but OP if you don't want rice get off your ass and make something! FYL life bc obviously your lazy. Unless for some crazy reason you can't make anything else, then I'm deeply sorry.
instnt1nfction 17
I like molokhia...Arabs are so left out
SugarCrazy 14
Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
a lot of parents force you to eat what they make, that is, if OP still lived with his parents.
fmlurlife 0
rice isnt the only thing people eat in china. he could have had somethin else while he was IN china
SugarCrazy 14
This is the definition of "sitting on your balls". He's whining and complaining but he's not doing anything to fix it.
MrSassypants 34
Sitting on my balls? That would be very uncormfortable and hurtful. I don't wanna have to submit an FML saying I crushed my balls.
enonymous 9
Insert every woman in kitchen joke here
TBMFan 0
nice Going . o.o
fuhkinsupah 0
karma and effect- awesome album and chinese people dont cook it good they boil water the wrong way
DocBastard 40
Don't cook it good? Boil it the wrong way? What in the name of Abby Wambach are you talking about? In the future, please refrain from mainlining possum urine just before commenting. Thanks.
Laxallday18 0
gotta love a wambach reference
melchibr_fml 0
your lucky.. I love rice
GuessWhatKids 13
I don't own a lucky.
EmyB_fml 8
me too ! noms
LolliDolly 19
Because you couldn't possibly make something else.
WIZchild 0
they havent heard of restaurants?
fckdupzf 0
tht really sucks!
fckdupzf 0
eating the same food fr 14 days is really frustrating.. u r bound to hate it!
UnfOrg1ven 1
^^^ not for me I add soy sauce to my rice and that won't make me grumpy
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
57 HOLY SHIT I love your pic :D
jewfro311 0
Bring your own damn food if you don't like what's there..
princessjes23 6
or just don't go??
Poopolicious 5
how is this a fml.... if you don't like it go out and buy something else or make something else yourself. there's more than just rice to eat in china too....
luluD_fml 0
Meanwhile, in africa....