kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
SayWhat
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ewwww
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
CM112
South Africa
OK, now that's gross
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Aphrodite
France
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
BurntBroken
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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jc21_fml 1
was it cooked?
Djoooiz 0
That's nasty..
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Comments (141)
halliebee22 0
bahahahahaha wow that's like really funny
time4coffee 3
Ewww - Take a shower now and then. Did you eat it to make sure it's rice? if so double eeew. Really you got clean up now and then. YDI
Nayda_fml 0
Lol @ babybubz!
SJD90 0
Why the f**k is this an FML....Seriosuly! People put up real problems with their lives and i'm sure they dont get posted yet old mate finds rice in his belly button and it seems as though is life is terrible /End Rant
isitofficial_ 0
SO TRUE! fmylife.com is for people to write down whathappened today that really makes a difference intheir life and it will not stay thesame as before, so why is this an fml? why dont you just take a shower you hobo.
saranottelling 7
Did you... um.... did you eat it? Maybe you wanna try taking a shower every month or so, OP. You can even shower more then once a month- more than once a month would be good...
gobbledegook 0
dirty boy !
Nic_hole 0
ha....ewww!! WTF?!!
sparxva 12
if you bathe that rarely Ghent it was probably a body louse, not rice.
happypapp12 0
This reminds me of an episode of that's so raven! When raven finds a piece of rice in her belly button she gets corey to suck it out. That's so raven
bertiebass1 5
ewwwwwwwww wash more