kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
SayWhat
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ewwww
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
CM112
South Africa
OK, now that's gross
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Aphrodite
France
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
BurntBroken
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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jc21_fml 1
was it cooked?
Djoooiz 0
That's nasty..
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Comments (141)
perdix 31
Maybe your boyfriend threw up a little in your belly button when he caught a whiff of your stinky puss.
theluckygirl28 8
or maybe OP is a guy? it'd make more sense that his boyfriend saw his gross saggy stuff and threw up a little in his bellybutton. getchyo facts straight! lol
kayleenmarielvsu 0
That's not right!!!! Maybe you shower more often???
CallMeHush 1
Fossilized Maggot gets my vote.
Attrox 0
Tasty.
pipp360 0
thats an mlia not an fml dumbass
morella_xx 29
Um, I don't know about your life, but in mine it's certainly not average to find rice in my bellybutton. Some of us have basic hygiene habits.
coolsteve 0
*vomits egg fried rice*
candycane1373 0
eww thats gross take a shower!
CYNNER 0
You're supposed to clean your belly button after every shower. Practice better hygene.
AliMarie 0
I was eating when I read this. And it really just made me not hungry anymore.
jillz 0
You might want to check your feline companion for tape worms. The segments that come out can sometime be found around the cat's sleeping area, and they look just like rice when they are dried up.
Tomaino 3
God, this comment was too much. I have Chinese food that I was going to eat for lunch, now it's gone to waste. Ugh.
igroomdogs 0
This was my first thought also. if you do have a cat/dog...get thee to a vet and bring a fresh poo from them with you! luckily tapeworm in animals is fairly quick and inexpensive to treat!