Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
You have been warned
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
The truth is out there
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Caught in 4K
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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prinzess_fml 25
My first thought Maybe to let us know he's far away
sydneylol 7
Well at least he didn't put on an accent and say it was his twin brother. XD
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Comments (156)
RickyRelations 5
Photoshops a hell of a drug
ScarletBloom 14
You should give him a standing ovation for giving a funny excuse.
icic6772 0
It happens
katsuku 5
Because photoshoped pictures never ever happen, and it's impossible to fool the untrained eye when it comes to said photoshops.
ImOlivia 5
Or if the female is madly in love with military men and does this with every picture she can find of a military man puckering up. ;)
Warcraft_looser 7
That sounded like a pretty legit excuse to me. :)
jpest17 5
Lol want me to photoshop you? I have done that b4. But as a joke wanted to see his face when.
jobsman99 0
A poor excuse is better than none. But this is pretty close to none.
ComplexChris 3
Whoa!
Pisslips 0
Thanks for letting us know his occupation. Douche.
ItsApril 0
I'm sure she's very welcome. Asshate.
ItsApril 0
Damnit! I meant *asshat!
toalysium 15
I'm curious why he thought you would believe that.