Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, my wife forced me to delete a female friend’s number off my phone because she’s jealous of our friendship. She then showed me a demonstration of what will happen if I contact her again, with a photo she got from her Facebook, gasoline, and a match to “make sure we understand each other.” FML
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
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Hangryko 32
Apologize to her. Use this proof to get a divorce and half of everything he has.
Vesi 30
I would suggest you confront the husband about it. If he really wants out, then get out of that marriage. If he claims otherwise, give him the benefit of the doubt. Some people cannot let go of those they wanted and will do anything to break up what might be a happy pairing.
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Hangryko 32
Apologize to her. Use this proof to get a divorce and half of everything he has.
Vesi 30
I would suggest you confront the husband about it. If he really wants out, then get out of that marriage. If he claims otherwise, give him the benefit of the doubt. Some people cannot let go of those they wanted and will do anything to break up what might be a happy pairing.
emmalou 19
your life just got better, drop the dead weight. Start your next chapter
SAgirl 23
If he did send it then this marriage is over. Don't stay with someone that wishes you were someone else.