astocks
United States
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Anonymous
Rialto, United States
You have been warned
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The truth is out there
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML
beno
United States
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Shocked
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
just great...
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
American Idiot
Duluth, United States
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Little Miss Fucket
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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prinzess_fml 25
My first thought Maybe to let us know he's far away
sydneylol 7
Well at least he didn't put on an accent and say it was his twin brother. XD
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jbsington 8
You can tell by the size of the pixels... yeah, I've seen a lot of 'shops in my day.
astocks 0
He was deployed when this happened, so military was necessary. Thanks
PsychoticAsylum 26
You're so pretty OP, your husband is a jackass.
1luckys0b 0
No it wasn't. Have you ever been shot at? No? Then it wasn't needed.
katt_is_here 24
@ #71 So being shot at means you can cheat? Wow, that's a new one. Astocks, please ignore all the dumb people that are harping for you for mentioning he is in the military. He cheated while deployed and that sucks.
astocks 0
Being shot at doesnt make it right. So if I were to get shot at I can do whatever I want, to who I ever I want other than my husbamd. Thanks for the life lesson jackass.
ItsApril 0
"I was shot at, now I can do whatever I want with whoever I want, regardless of how it makes others feel." Yeah....that sounds extremely smart. Also, just because someone is sent overseas does NOT mean they are fighting. Mechanics get sent overseas as well and they do not fight. I'm not saying that the OP's husband was a mechanic or anything though. Also, just because you are a soldier does not neccessarily mean you get shot at. Many people don't have "war" when they are there. Thanks for sounding like a jackass. :f
churchic 5
You should probably say that in your original post....
daydreamer244 13
so you don't believe him then??
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated him, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a guy who isn't a lying cheater next time.
katt_is_here 24
Man, I wish I could see the future like you can! *Rolls eyes* Seriously, most of us don't think to ourselves "Ooooooh there is a guy who cheats! I'm going to make him MINE!" Sometimes, a guy puts on an act, we fall in love with the act, and then like ******* magic the guy turns into a jerk. There is some truth for you, Jack.
shanster 3
why is everybody hating cause she mentioned he was military? if she had said traveling salesman you guys wouldnt be going AH NO YOU GIVING THEM TRAVELING SALESMAN A BAD NAME. no bashing of the military was involved and yes ppl just bc you're in the military doesnt mean you're a saint. everybody is human and makes mistakes. im sorry op but since you're married and he's cheating i would report him to his captain. cheating while married is not allowed in the military.
a_nutritionist 10
im quite sure if she said travelling salesman id still be asking why the hell she is mentioning the occupation when it has nothing to do with the story.
lowshadows 21
If u been a loyal wife. I thank u n I'm sorry dat happened, u deserve better.
Mxpxdude189 0
military people have one of the highest divorce rates. so do cops and firefighters. I'm not surprised
BritLass 15
Photo-shopped or not, that's unacceptable! I agree that you should mention it to his captain!
RhuLynette 8
Aw, men aren't good at excuses....
Monkeysmommy1 0
Well, someones commanding officer isn't going to be happy... I'd make damn sure that photo got to the right hands... And stop hating on her for specifying military in her post- it's a huge deal for someone enlisted to be cheating, and frankly, he should be held to a higher standard. It's a pertinent detail.