Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I found out my ex has been using AI to fake a whole relationship with me. He’s been sending pics to his family abroad about our supposed lives together, including a wedding, vacations, and even children. I only found out after one of his cousins messaged me wanting to visit. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Top comments
brianlarkin 7
Your husband sounds like a creep, you should probably have a talk with him. Hopefully he can give you some info and maybe you can give a follow up. P.S I like the name little miss fucket
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
That's not creepy. Perfectly normal.
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Comments (82)
brianlarkin 7
Your husband sounds like a creep, you should probably have a talk with him. Hopefully he can give you some info and maybe you can give a follow up. P.S I like the name little miss fucket
Ilikepie467 10
It's called comedy gold
brianlarkin 7
#4 we'll i do have to admit I did laugh when i saw this
UserNotFound 5
Transgender? Could be. Hopefully not. U need to find a better hobby for him.
zbursach 7
the art of a good troll.
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
That's not creepy. Perfectly normal.
ForFudgeSake 6
Your*
NotGabe 28
G.I.R.Ls get all the money and items from guys.
Rockabs 8
I am still laughing about this.
Oliok 19
Talk about an "altar ego" ;o
teotsi 28
No.
Jesswokethisfall 11
... was that supposed to be funny?._.
jazmin3012 28
wat
I_Am_Melanie 15
Sounds like you have yourself a keeper...
elywen_fml 3
*creeper
trellz17 19
I used to do that on the online chats when I was younger. Scary how crazy and perverted some people are online.
91hayek 31
Okay, since he raised his hand I will too. I used to do this, until my computer got bombarded with pictures of penises and requests for my non-existent **** and I got tired of it. You have to be a little gay to do this though ...meh I'm okay with that.
ForFudgeSake 6
As long as we're being honest here, I used to go into chat rooms with a username like 'HotBlondeWithWebcam' for the sheer entertainment of seeing everyone go nuts.
Dave_Davington 34
I did that as well. Let's be honest here, trolling is fun. Trolling pervs is not only especially fun but also incredibly easy.
jkmartinjk 16
Seeing everyone 'go nuts'? Or just plain ol' seeing their nuts?
nomoreparty 11
I used to goto lesbian chat rooms with user name hotlesbo95 to see other lesbos!!!
katieemerr 15
Girls get the best attention online! I used to go in to chat rooms when I was younger with the most dirty names..
kingdomgirl94 29
Finny, I pretend to be a boy online for the opposite reason...
kingdomgirl94 29
... huh... something seems a little fishy about my comment...
mvc3ftw 17
Ah yes,the internet. Where guys are guys and girls are also guys.
razzledazzle21 23
That's so weird. Why did he feel the need to do that? This one needs a follow up!
worldclassrager 41
Well by doing this I hope he isn't secretly gay as well... Gamer parties will be quite fun if you hide...then he would probably quit (let's hope so)
toxic_walrus 15
I don't even know what advice is the right advice to give in this situation.
91hayek 31
sometimes no advice is best advice.
Gittoh 21
create a fake male fb account and chat with him to see what is going on.
daisylokes 16
i agree.
martin8337 36
Sounds like a catfish.