astocks
United States
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Anonymous
Rialto, United States
You have been warned
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The truth is out there
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML
beno
United States
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Shocked
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
just great...
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
American Idiot
Duluth, United States
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Little Miss Fucket
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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prinzess_fml 25
My first thought Maybe to let us know he's far away
sydneylol 7
Well at least he didn't put on an accent and say it was his twin brother. XD
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shazza26 1
Hmm that's new...
lovin_my_marine 4
Some bitch took "support the troops" to a whole other level didn't she. Not to discredit your husband for his great service to this country, but he is a shitty husband. Sorry OP
cronekelly 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Military wasn't needed. You can out a black eye on your husbands name, not the military. Adjust your attitude.
spencerxo 0
Military or not he cheated. Why should she omit the word 'military?' she is not disrespecting the military in anyway by saying that, just her man alone. So do us all a favor and GET OVER IT!!!!!!! k thanks :)
ItsApril 0
Adjust her attitude to where she doesn't talk shit about the military, right? Oh wait, she didn't! Did she say the military made her husband do it? Nope, sure didn't! I agree with the above comment. :)
monagro 22
At least that is actually possible (vs the idiot who tried to convince his gf she was 'dreaming')
juturnaamo 29
Give him a counseling statement, and tell him if he does anything again you'll get him an article 15 and he'll lose his rank. This is what happens when you have 2 years to meet, fall in love, and decide if you want to marry a person or lose them :(
1luckys0b 0
Actually it's a LOR then It's the COs recommendation if it should be an article. Only commissioned officers can give those. That's whats wrong with the military, damn two stripers like you think you know everything. So shut the hell up
je_suis_fml 11
70- you mad, bro?
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
Damn cyber terrorist trying to sabotage your marriage...
stillfedupfromla 3
I'm military, and I can photoshop some awesome pics...usually not of a guy kissing another lady...not so much...riding a shark? Yes. Guy with a ladies body? Yup. Putting SSgt. Aggie's face on a Terminator and having him shoot Thomas Deckard with quote bubbles saying "I hate TSCC!"? Happened today...this craziness you speak of? Sorry lady, he's cheating...your life sucks:(
foxhole 3
This is by far the best response I've ever read
a_nutritionist 10
is there a point buried in amongst all the "look at me look at me" crap?
a_nutritionist 10
look, i know youre not known for your intelligence but even for you that was ******* stupid. you think the guy who only really comments when he disagrees with someone is trying to win a popularity contest...and you wonder why im constantly referring to you as an idiot? theres a clue, dipshit.
ceddyz17 10
It could happen
whorerhorror 6
good ******* idea!
jsturaveragegirl 5
Haha fail!!!!! I feel for you op, not him.