Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Sharing my journey
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
'Fatter" means there are also two pictures named 'fat' and 'fattest'.
Glassesrampage16 0
OP should take a picture of his dick and label it "micro-mini" :)
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Comments (74)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
no fat chicks
dusty209 0
maybe u r fatter than h is other bitches.
urdirtyolduncle 15
By now, he's probably got one that's titled, "Fattest," ya fat fatty.
SuperAnthony 7
*Allowed.
gospel0cleff 0
Lol
Lufferkinz 0
Maybe instead of typing an H,,he accidentally typed a T? They're close on the keyboard ya know...?
KenzieDanae 0
No, no I'm sure he meant to put a T.
nond2nv 4
It says it was the Husband. Of course they could be same sex, but if not, I don't know why it would be labeled "father".
WallyTheWombat 0
I'm sure instead of typing "Fatter" he meant to type "Hot wife whom I love very much!"
tattortotamus 0
I agree, it's quite tragic
vabeach94 0
That would say Hatter. o.O
OMG_N3RD 0
Why do you have a picture of Blue Waffles! Thats Nasty!!!
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
Lol I don't get it, #2 is down voted for saying maybe he put an H and #4 is down voted for disagreeing.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Plumpa humpa.
bringonthebling 0
ploompa lumpa
stroudie94 9
maybe heavy chicks are his fetish and he masturbates to it every night
Lufferkinz 0
Never lose hope..? And maybe his dad was standing behind him? Most likely not the case, but it's better... than nothing....?
Lufferkinz 0
Whoops, meant to reply to my previous comment. No idea how it ended up here...
netherflame 0
No worries, buru waffuru-san. ; )
Lufferkinz 0
Om nom nom.
juwood 7
zNICE!
Doortje 30
'Fatter" means there are also two pictures named 'fat' and 'fattest'.
manzanita2121 6
haha win
AssDan 0
Fatty
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
how nice
Anteezy 7
Maybe he is dyslexic.
amerwin 3
Keep snooping and eventually you'll find the one of you labeled "fattest".
Glassesrampage16 0
OP should take a picture of his dick and label it "micro-mini" :)
chellymickey 0
win^^
laxchick27 0
lmao winn