Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found texts between my wife and her boyfriend making fun of me. They would sext right before my wife would be with me so she could think of him. She brags about how she picks random fights with me, stalks me, withholds sex, and calls our son names as well. I cannot wait to present these screenshots during our divorce hearing. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
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TheEpicScrewup 0
WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. If you're going to lie about nudie pics, make it a good lie. And there really is none in that situation. I'd be like, "And you think this will make me love you, physco?" And I'm a chick, by the way. I hate when people pull the whole, "I wanted attention because you don't compliment me enough/ I thought you lost interest in me" thing. Sorry, man. But I think you need couples' therapy...that or a divorce...
puhffft 0
Sorry, but your wife's a jerk. Yeah, you should let her know that you love her and make sure she feels important... but at the same time, if she has that little respect for you, she doesn't deserve your time.
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puhffft 0
Sorry, but your wife's a jerk. Yeah, you should let her know that you love her and make sure she feels important... but at the same time, if she has that little respect for you, she doesn't deserve your time.
TheEpicScrewup 0
WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. If you're going to lie about nudie pics, make it a good lie. And there really is none in that situation. I'd be like, "And you think this will make me love you, physco?" And I'm a chick, by the way. I hate when people pull the whole, "I wanted attention because you don't compliment me enough/ I thought you lost interest in me" thing. Sorry, man. But I think you need couples' therapy...that or a divorce...
gman90210 18
Oh so very true we need more women like you. I know I dam well would
carbonbasedcynic 17
what's a physco? is that a physics research company?
XQuartzX 15
Its a very crazy person. That is what it is.
bonare0607 0
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That's messed up of her but maybe you deserved it a little bit.. Do you not treat her right?
Jabulls 0
Ouch man, hope it wasn't a very long relationship. That would definitly piss me off, to the infinite amount.
AlexC_fml 0
ha ha ha your life sucks dick lol.. you are stuck for life lol, loser.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Divorce?
louisianagrrrrl 0
Well what did you do to make her feel that way?
jsmith1199 4
#10 what the **** you stupid ***** how is it his fault? under no circumstances should she have sent nude pictures of herself to ANYONE other than her husband. and #9 you're just an ass hole you should post those pics here
RawrrKai 0
You could compliment her by saying she's the biggest ***** you've ever met.
gman90210 18
Yep then send her off to her ex and be done with her. Cause I know if she sending pics she is also doing more.
24788 7
That's an attention *****.
FritoLovesYou 0
Dump that *****.