Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
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Today, my wife and I have been fighting and she's accusing me of being too controlling because I absolutely forbid her from putting pictures of our kids on social media. FML
Today, my husband and I got into yet another fight because he wants a second kid and I don't. One kid is enough for any family but he won't listen. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Top comments
Seabass_Chan 33
I take it your child is the mature one then?
Bquillero16 18
That's just ridiculous. Your whole life should OBVIOUSLY revolve around him and his achievements!
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Comments (35)
Seabass_Chan 33
I take it your child is the mature one then?
Bquillero16 18
That's just ridiculous. Your whole life should OBVIOUSLY revolve around him and his achievements!
Lady_Spaghetti 36
That's no reason to pick a fight. I'm sorry your partner is insecure, OP.
MrsHumanFrog 19
uh, Yeah.... you Made the child....
soulreaper12296 28
And the father didn't? I get that yes women are the ones that carry the child and the one to go through labor, but it has always irritated me when the father gets no credit.
RichardPencil 32
You should load up your desk with 8 staplers, 15 tape dispensers, 6 pencil cups, 17 paper clip dispensers and 4 desk blotters. And no pictures. No family fighting and you'll probably be promoted to CEO in six weeks.
miaaxoxxo 16
Someone's a little jealous...
sandman676 20
American idiot I love the title
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Stupid thing to pick a fight over. But I can understand where he might be coming from if you have ten pictures of your kid and only one of him. Dumb to fight over it though.
Catdragon 40
Replace all of his photos with ones of your kid or just random photos, that will please him. Trust me, I'm a marriage counselor who got my degree from google.
Lady_Spaghetti 36
On a different note, make sure he doesn't go La Llorona on you!
Lady_Spaghetti 36
Apparently, no one knows what I'm talking about. La Llorona killed her kids so that her husband would pay more attention to her.