Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was "Photoshopped." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
You have been warned
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
The truth is out there
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Caught in 4K
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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prinzess_fml 25
My first thought Maybe to let us know he's far away
sydneylol 7
Well at least he didn't put on an accent and say it was his twin brother. XD
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Comments (156)
bubo_fml 11
Don't ask, don't tell is over now...He was kissin' Fellas!
iliketofu 6
Or maybe it was photoshopped. U just couldn't tell the difference.
wolfhouse7 0
putting "military" in it adds context. without that its just another douchebag. and she's not giving the military a bad name, that soldier is.
ItsApril 0
Well said.
astocks 0
Finally someone gets it!
BLAH562 0
A good excuse as any other
leadman1989 16
Who thinks to themselves "I'm cheatig let me capture it on film for posterity, because it's a kodak moment" WTF!! There are ways to check if a photo is photoshpped or not google it, just in case.
exohazard 6
Damn thats a pretty good defense. But jokes aside, fyl.
elementalz 2
Lol I'd believe him people do stuped shit with photoshop
sailorfreak_fml 4
guys in the military are sometimes unfaithful, nice job op
gofferurself 10
"Yes, it is, because it is probably a picture of his kissing a dude, but they photoshopped it to look like a girl. Since "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" expired a few days ago, he no longer has to "fix" pictures anymore. Of course, the OP has the problem that her husband kisses dudes." How deep in center field are you? How exactly do you make the leap from a guy is in a picture cheating on his wife to he is gay and the post is a political statement about DADT? It is possible that he photoshopped it for other reasons, or that someone else photoshopped him in to the image for a range of reasons.
santel_fml 8
It's a word. Get over it