Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
zandalee 20
I am disappointed too. Was expecting something a little more, ummm, sexy....
crushedone 7
Don't worry, Fluttershy will bring lots of lube.
Revan501 15
How would you know?
ginnyxgorewhore 0
all i know, is im dying from laughter and the fact i just shared this wonderful fml with my friends.
hockeyoceancity 13
You have...fri..friendssss?!?!?!?
zandalee 20
Don't get excited. Probably little pony friends...
joshdairyman 6
at least your not derpy hooves
Rokara 10
I love Derpy though
joshdairyman 6
Who doesn't?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Meh, there are lots worse things he could have made you do. What the heck is Fluttershy, anyway?
Truth_Nazi 0
If you have to ask, you probably will never know.
annihil8or 15
No crap, thanks for stating the obvious
silence114817 8
Fluttershy is a yellow pony with pink mane and tail with 3 butterfly "birthmarks" on her flank. She's one of 6 of the main characters in "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" a revamped version of the 80's children's cartoon "My Little Pony" which is reflective of the Hasbro toys.
sbexpert 0
Actually, it's a "cutie mark" not a birthmark. They aren't born with them, they have to discover their special talent and then it appears. Just wanted to clarify that.
twisted_cherub 14
Also, not a flank. It's the hip. I don't watch MLP, but I know horses and I'm pretty sure the animators didn't put their marks on the sensitive spot between the rear leg and stomach (kind of a horse's armpit), near their crotches. On a horse it would be the hip or rump. Otherwise, best description yet.
sbexpert 0
Nope, it's their flank. Younger ponies tease ponies that don't have their cutie mark by calling them "blank flank."
ZeroIce 12
Like Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Bell. They get teased about their blank flanks all the time.
twisted_cherub 14
I looked at a few pictures of ponies. It's sad that the writers/creators/animators (whoever made the mistake) of a show entirely about horses would make such a horrible error. I assure you that is not the flank. Maybe they used the word "flank" because it made a cute rhyme, but it's inaccurate. You may argue that they can call it anything they want because they created it, but just because someone draws a cat doesn't mean they can refer to its ears as paws. People who draw horses should know a horse's anatomy.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Oh, dear lord, those cloppers make the rest of us bronies look like losers.... There are things some people shouldn't be sexually attracted to... like an innocent, naive horse on a children's TV show.
zandalee 20
It'll be tellytubbies next... Oh God. I'm going to be sick....
cmb8280 24
No no, you Bronies make you Bronies look like losers. Noooo help required ;)
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Yeah, you're so cool by insulting other people's interests. I wish i can idolize you. Nope, I'm kidding. You make yourself a loser by going "you (group) make you (group) losers".
OffToTheGayBar 9
69 - LOL at your number, and I really hope it's not Teletubbies. Dx
DeathcoreDashie 11
184- Wanna come off of your pedestal and come back to the real world like the rest of us?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'd almost call that **********, but he's not going to **** a real pony...congrats on have a Brony for a husband!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
* having
MrRager7 1
So? You be the freakiest fluttershy there ever was.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
When bronies get sexual..
Rustler 5
Not ALL of us are like him. Most of us just like the shoe :/
GirlOnFire143 6
Brohoof!!!