Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
Darkmagic666 9
Wait so your husband has sexual fantasies about a mlp character? So does he support *********** or something? Just saying that's weird and way too far even for a bronie.
Ryan8878 21
*********** is a bit of a stretch. Is it a little weird? For a lot of us, yes. Is it hurting anybody or any of our god damn business? Not a chance.
Calyx_fml 22
Better than being into vomit sex.
zandalee 20
Only just
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or a scat fetish.
kimg0885 23
Spike take a note; never go to that house.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
And don't come into my shed!
fisch53 5
Maybe. Not all Bronies are furries. Some. Not all.
jesinuevo 3
Well you know what they say friendship is magic, now you'll be his little pony!!
RoseCrystal 17
Well, you asked. Besides, it could be fun!
pheonix1212 0
Before you judge me my idiot friends are what called a brony (male who like my little pony) and fluttershy is a pony off the show haha anywho good luck tonight "fluttershy" haha
pheonix1212 0
Of course bronys gonna thumb this down because they don't like me I'm neutral for the show and actualy helping friends make music for it. Half brony maybe?
BubbleGrunge 18
Damn you all who turned my beloved childhood show into a freak show!
Quikraptor 8
Technically, bronies didn't change anything. Common misconception.
eccentrix 12
So things in the show aren't reacting to fan reactions?
cmb8280 24
Heard that!
danybrail14 3
Flutter shy from my little pony??? Lol ????
The_Thinker 18
No, it's obviously Fluttershy from Prison Break.
graffitied_love 20
Did someone marry a brony? Because Fluttershy is a My Little Pony
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You don't say?