Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
I_am_dubstep 0
With my brother being a Brony, Fluttershy is the name of a character in My Little Pony.
zandalee 20
Oh God... NO ONE CARES
5n000w 4
Fluttershy?! The ****?!
TheDrifter 24
Furryism is the least of the worries. If he's fantasizing about innocent and naive with a childlike mentality as his perfect mate there is a good possibility we will be seeing his face on an amber alert next to his next "fluttershy".
arduousRainbow 1
Your brony of a husband wants you to spread your wings.
ZeroIce 12
My little pony :D
davide223 0
Hahaha he's a brony!!!
DontWalkAway 8
I feel so sorry for you :( my boyfriend is a brony and it's seriously starting to get on my nerves
ouchiness 2
Look...watch the show and then judge. Besides the bronies that do it for the label, there are some men out there that admire it because of the thoughtful and consistent characters and concepts. I thought the whole brony thing was stupid until I sat down and watched the first couple episodes. Please don't judge the show until you've seen it. Once you get past the whole 'pony' thing, it's actually deep and packs quite a few true and helpful morals.
fuzz97 23
The show is for preteen girls, ergo it's not deep. And you want "true and helpful morals"? Go read some philosophy, or even the Bible for that matter, instead of watching a show for little girls. That being said, I've heard that severely autistic people have learned a lot from that show about relationships and interacting with others, so if you're autistic them by all means, watch it
ouchiness 2
My little sister is autistic, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make stupid thoughtless comments. And have you even watched the show? If you get all your deep philosophies from reading books about philosophy, you're taking all your ideas from a biased sample. I've read the bible and the republic, but I've also read grimm's fairy tales. You can't just take other peoples' ideas and make them your own. You have to learn from everything.
DontWalkAway 8
It's not that I don't like the show-I've seen it myself and it's not bad. I'd be fine with it if he just liked it, but he's one of those people who turns it into a fetish. It's a cool show, I just don't want it in my sex life.
MM_Rider_810 2
Your husband is my idol.
zandalee 20
Get put more
chrystalthequeen 8
Hey hey hey stay outta my shed! Ahh Fluttershy
Spillif 4
fluttershy is a shy kind pony from MLP :FIM ( My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic) source: I am a brony