Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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Top comments
caroline081287 0
Why are there so many people saying she deserves it? Some people wash their faces every day and still get acne because of bad genes or other factors.
mattk13555 0
wow lol thats mean!
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Comments (129)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
guess you need it then.
dcbog123 0
Stop being ugly
Achall91 17
Wow it seems like you both have really ugly hearts. No need to be an asshole.
QUACKATTACK27 8
That stuff ain't cheap though. So thank her for paying a lot of money for your ugly ass
mattk13555 0
wow lol thats mean!
Starchild21 3
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PurpleSquirrel 0
people who advertise their myspace on every comment they post are not cool.
minitrini_89 0
That's a needlessly cruel way to spread the Christmas cheer...
youreanidiot 0
birthday present...
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree. Sorry, OP.
HelloAllieKitty 2
♥ who says her birthday isn't near Christmas? lol. xoxo ♥
minitrini_89 0
Birthday present, yes. Still, unneccesary bitch move so close to Christmas. You know what this leaves room for? Revenge on Christmas morning.
redbluegreen 41
Having birthdays near Christmas can be the very worst, trust me. But it always leaves room for revenge, I'll say.
baby_gurl2405 0
wow bitch much!?!?!?! I know! send her a "proper dress attire for your age" book :P
TC1_fml 0
Well, apparently you dont take care 'bout your face, at least she does. YDI & stop bitching.
crazytoaster 2
#33 = Win!
MysteryJoker 5
#33, you are awesome
blakehilli8 0
ydi for not ******* taking care of your face. filthy americans
DeathShad0 1
Filthy Americans? Fall down a fifty foot well and rot there.
myfriend_youfail 3
Here's a very simply word equation for you. I'm an American + I wash my face twice a day + I also use spot treatment cream four times a week + I still have acne problems because my skin is naturally oily and my hormones fluctuate greatly during That Time of the Month = I'm a hygienic yet still-pimply American and you're still a metaphorical herpes sore on the metaphorical arsehole of the human race. Thanks for playing!
123sploosh 0
yes, comment above me. yes. this
notsoordinary 0
UGH i hate the word arse... but yea you tell him!
allmidnighteyes 11
meh. She can just Photoshop your acne, bacne, and racne out.
redbluegreen 41
She already does anyway on her wrinkles.
Depressed_Roxas 0
Im so sorry ; - ; My boyfriends mom did that same thing two years ago. Except mine wasnt acne. Mine were scars. x-x some people are just bitches >(
perdix 31
Serve her some pus on a cracker.
landsand 0
wats op stand for
sodahhhr 0
oatmeal pickler
glorbnakcs 0
OP stands for Original Poster, or the person who starts a thread. It can mean other things on different sites.
nm22395 0
Omnomnomnom pussy
DameGreyWulf 1
I don't think quoteXunquote was trying to be clever. It IS the truth.