Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
HandsomeRatch 20
#26, I'm pretty sure they meant "creepy" as in "**** it's creepy that a human male wants to imagine having sex with a cartoon pony".
FluttershyxLove 4
Oh... My. I'm all for MLP (I grew up watching the classic) but some people take their love a little too far.
hateevryone 15
Doesn't sound too weird
Stephentehlefty 0
damn broneys
shanemc1991 0
Bronies ftw!!!!
ouchiness 2
Um...Big MacIntosh is obviously the best pony. Eeeeeyupp.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I know plenty of people are gonna rip on Bronies for this, but he's that "special" kind of Brony who's a fusion of Brony, the type who fantasises about fictional characters he'll never have ('cos they're, apart from anything else, FICTIONAL), and a furry. Poor Fluttershy... :-(
Tgo19053 15
Time to break out the light pink wig and light pink pony buttplug tail ;D
SonicRainboom 3
Awwwwwwww Yeeeaaaaaaahhh
ouchiness 2
My ex once admitted to imagining me as rainbow, ******* him xD
joenuuuuu 0
Looks like your husband is a brony ;)
Superstitious 6
What a devoted brony