Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Still hanging on
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Captain Jack
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Get it on
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
lmfao1643 3
is butterface a pony name in my little pony?no
IsAbElLiCiA20 6
What a strange man you've married, OP.. But, I'm sure he goes out of his way to please you to the fullest extent which is more than likely why you offered to do whatever he'd prefer, all I gotta say is Good Luck! ;)
ant1078 7
For a second I thought you were replying to #1's comment...but noooooooo
SouthernPride95 19
24 everyone has their own fantasies
IsAbElLiCiA20 6
39 - I know, I never said to have fantasies wasn't normal.
smilessss 4
24 it says she thought he was holding back sexually. Learn to read
jajaflan 4
Sometimes i poop for 46 minutes so i can poop blood and then eat it to remind ne what i ate yesterday
jajaflan 4
Pee
ygdrassil 17
This is FML, 58. Your trollmanship can't faze us.
lorenzoman77 7
Op can always respond with 'chocolate thunda!' anyone?.. No?.. Ok.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Looks like someone's horny for some pony...
Cashtangoteam 10
At least the OP is getting some kink added to her life
EduJav321 24
Or muffintop
hope540 0
Fluttershy from my little pony...well thats weird.
writergirl23 19
Better than monkeyboo
epicwaffles 7
People like OP's husband piss me off, but i still try to tolerate. As a proud brony I just wanted to say ahead of time that not all of us are like OP's husband, and that no, we dont jack off to cartoon pony's, its actually a genuinely good show if you take the time to watch it, but back to the point here. We don't support what OP's husband is doing. Sorry, it just seems that people like generalizing an entire fanbase of off a small group of people, and honestly, im tired of it.
IsAbElLiCiA20 6
Oh my, I read that FML all wrong.. Sorry for the comment!
DJP0N3 0
And another illiterate brony who does not even know that the pural of pony is ponies not pony's seriously people you don't know 3rd grade grammar?
DespairFaction 11
As I was reading this If That's The Way You Want It by Brooks & Dunn started playing, I thought it was an appropriate song.
BRLHP 24
164- don't be you only got thumbs downed because everyone else thinks they are smarter then you.
VorpikeII 17
169- LEARN PROPER ENGLISH BEFORE CORRECTING OTHER PEOPLE! Moron. Learn to use a ******* period while your at it.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
I'd rather be called Pinkie Pie, but whatever floats your boat...
Walrus_88 3
207- it's then, not than.
taniaaracely84 12
221- Here's a little tip: Before correcting someone else, learn the difference between your and you're.
DogsPaw 16
232- He didn't correct, he just said he has mistakes he needs to fix...
nhewitt02 6
169- You spelled plural wrong. Ah here I am correcting the corrector...wonderful.
taniaaracely84 12
235- I just find it hypocritical that he is correcting someone else, when he does not even know how to spell.
Gregory607 1
157- words can not describe how weird that is
godisnowhere41 5
do you have a deviant art account?
deathkick28 5
This feels more like an English class…
Sakura11101 4
*you're Don't correct someone's grammar when your grammar isn't correct.
spazz666 18
Hey, OP, at least it's not Rainbow Dash. ... -_- or twilight sparkle! God I hate my little pony...
BradTheBrony 19
Well I hate you. Yeah. So... uhhh... suck... my dick? Yep, later.
LittleMissBroken 11
*while you're at it.
twisted_cherub 14
157- Every group has that issue, whether a fandom, fetish, lifestyle, organization, or natural grouping (like race). A few example: all furries are into cos-play and **********; anyone into BDSM has a dungeon full of torture devices; all Republicans are racist millionaires; all Democrats are free-loading fascists. If you have any trait or interest that sets you apart from general society, you will be scrutinized. If there are others with similar tastes who go to extremes, they will get the most attention and give the group a false reputation. Hence stereotypes.
l23VIVE 17
Actually Democrats are more generally stereotyped as Free-Loading Commies, in a political scale Republicans are closer to Fascists than Democrats are. Fascism is all the way to the right, Communism is all the way to the left.
FlutterShyy 0
Yeah.. I'm just that good ;)
HeXr 22
*you're
subbullet 7
Every Fandom has the weird ones. Personally, I love Fluttershy to death and I think she is extremely cute. But remember, we are Bronies and we love and tolerate.
EccentricChaos 1
Would this be a reference to the Discord Whooves Series Of comics and the name given to the main character by the main character of the Blog blitzgetsallthemares' Rainbow Blitz (A genderbent version of Rainbow Dash) ?
OtetcBoris 1
157 - You sir need to get your head out of other peoples bedrooms, and generally get out more. I guess you are trying to protect your reputation as a non-ponysexual brony (how you have become that way is a different question), but you are doing it in the least gallant way possible. Of course there will always be a huge layer of sex-negative couples who practice only under-the-sheets missionary sex once a month. but the rest of us do things that those would swear at us for anyway. You think few people roleplay celebrities? Do you know the actual numbers of people who are asked to roleplay Obama (as a visual I find that much more disturbing than fluttershy). Do you know how many of the people asked to roleplay Obama are heterosexual women? Ponies on the other hand represent something comprehensively better and brighter than humans, and the agreeing people would prefer to interact with them instead of people in every way. Therefore it does not surprise me someone would like their favorite pony roleplayed to them in bed. Finally, I won't say that this kind of post is oversharing, but complaining about this publicly after asking on her own accord what her husband would like to change in bed instead of debating it with him is disrespectful and uncaring towards him, and having found most bronies to be kinder than average people, I really think OP's husband deserves better.
OtetcBoris 1
Twiley <3
DeathcoreDashie 11
Respond with "Yaaaay"
ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
KBeatz 5
The stars were aligned for you to make this comment on this exact FML. Perfection
Hiimhaileypotter 53
This is absolutely amazing. (I happen to love Fluttershy as well ;)
zandalee 20
Better watch out! Husband will track you down and start a swingers club.
ydi_4_suking 20
Cartoon ponies turn you on?
evilplatypus 39
I think Fluttershy is the best pony, but AngelBunny is the best character.
zandalee 20
You guys are making me feel a bit nauseous.. It's a pink pony kids cartoon....
i13Zero 5
I think Rainbowdash is the best.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Fluttershy is great and all, but nobody can beat dat Rainbow Dash swag.
zandalee 20
God damn it. Am running to loo now to vomit!
NeatNit 33
74: what grabs most people in this show is its lovely writing. It's genuinely funny and has some decently consistent & thought out universe. Unlike some other kids shows not worth your time. It brought back what we all miss in cartoons. It's hard to get over the overly-colorful packaging, but once you do, it's worth it.
zandalee 20
Yes I get that... But to turn it into a sexual fantasy?
TheVelocirabbit 10
Applejack all the way!!
simonsaysYDI 8
Ah, this confirms my suspicion that OP's man is a brony. I will never understand D:
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Yeah, OP. Us ponies can really turn a guy on with our sexy cutiemarks.
RealReasons 0
81- Haha silly, that's not how you spell Pinkie Pie!
sarged3 5
Fluttershy is awesome.
ZeroIce 12
74- Fluttershy is yellow with a pink mane, get it right
trivel64 16
FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY
miyaviichan 27
That's certainly a unique way of spelling Rarity.
cup_of_squirrels 6
Yeah but nopony can beat Applejack's strength and good looks. (Accent too!)
p3mguin 7
Rainbow dash OMGGGG
iCake 13
Agreed
MyChemicalSmosh 4
I prefer Pinkie Pie and Derpy, just for the simple reason that I'm most like them! X3
flea_of_death 23
Heh, it's fun to watch the arguments unfold =) btw op, I love your husband XD at least he's not afraid to say what he wants ;) (but at least he picked the best pony)
MerrikBarbarian 9
74- a kids cartoon which recognizes its adult viewers. Care to offer me anther explanation for references to the musical Into the Woods in mlp?
fuzz97 23
The sad thing is that bronies see absolutely nothing wrong with this
Inediblepeaches 15
I don't really have a favorite pony >.< My top 3 though are Derpy, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash. Now let's all remember how hard My Little Dashie made us cry like good bronies. :3
SpruceDread4578 13
So many bronies....a bit too many.
venomousddog 19
Flutershy is adorable who can't love her ^_^
TheDrifter 24
I didn't realize that this many people had a beastio-pedophilia fetish. I used to think brony just meant a rather feminized cartoon fan.
jake12221212121 4
Bronies unite!
BradTheBrony 19
#86 Oh, piss off ya little whiny bitch. Why can't you just accept it? PEOPLE LIKE THE ******* SHOW, BIG ******* WHOOP. How in all that is, was or ever will be considered anything close to "the ****" does that effect your day to day life? Tell me. But enough of that. I have a mission for you. There's this creature commonly known as a "****," and it's REALLY loud and annoying. The Council has elected you to stop it. Yes we've indeed elected you to shut the **** up. So go carry out your duties, chosen one.
nado13579 12
Fluttershy is my second favourite. :) (First is Rainbow Dash) I just got into this show two days ago and I love it. :D
Link5794 18
The best horse ever is named Epona. Not only is she invincible, she has been reincarnated at least twice. Shadowmere is a close second, followed by the Old Spice Guy's horse. Of course, none of these are ponies, but my point is that Zelda, the Elder Scrolls, and Old Spice commercials are better that MLP.
SonicRainboom 3
People like the show because the characters have realistic and likable personalities. And naturally, when you like someone, you have sexual fantasizes about them. Who cares if it is a pony? It acts like a cute, shy girl; or are you one of those people who only cares about physical looks?
PinkiePiee 0
I'm the best (; no one can beat my parties too!
mondai 0
Vinyl and cloudchaser all the way.
fury1031 10
Ugh, god damned mlp dumbasses. Your life sucks, OP.
BloodRedSpark 9
I'm pretty sure most of the posters are saying their favorite, not saying they'd induldge in R34-type stuff with said pony. I could be reading it wrong. Eh.
Snooyroxmyworld 5
yeah agreed
thecovert 7
Start oiling down that pole!!
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I thought your picture was a pair of ****, I'm not gonna lie...
efemel94 7
What **** have you been seeing?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Probably none.
ghirahim 5
Oh! I see it! If you look at it just the right angle.
molliepop19 5
I thought fluttershy was a my little pony...
mars13_fml 8
That's what I thought. He gave her a stripper name soon she will be dancing for him
You_Screwed_Up 7
127/170- it is. And is it sad that I don't even watch mlp and know that?
bettyloohoo 0
I thought that's my little pony! Actually it is! Haha. Pony fetish!
bmkc4 1
Way to spice things up lol
olpally 33
do what ya gotta do op to satisfy him... Even if it means pretending to be a pony... If you love him, he will cum...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I think it's pretty ****** up he wants to imagine his wife as an animated pony..
Acidiic 7
**** that. I'll take your husband
Gtroll 4
206- **** much?
Lintu777 9
Honestly I was expecting waaaay worse. Like some creepy fuzzy role playing. Either way I hope you two have fun :-)
zandalee 20
Umm. It is some creepy fuzzy role playing. He wants her to be his pink pony. Gag
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#177 - Fluttershy is YELLOW.
CaptTeemo 10
Fluttershy is yellow... With a pink mane
zandalee 20
Oh for the love of God.
wannagofast 3
Doesn't matter had sex
mykalt18 2
*going to have
hockeyoceancity 13
38- I love your bio. I think it's ironic haha no offense to you just it's happening again!
katieeamberr 2
Dang you beat me to it.
twisted_cherub 14
38- Your daughter is adorable. Your comment made sense to me. 71- Coincidental. Not ironic. Please, PLEASE, look up the difference.
IdontWanna69 8
Sounds... Sexy.
jmk1469 5
You asked for it... YDI
Kwagyash 13
Fluttershy is a character from My Little Pony.
brohamas16 7
Haha looks like your in for a rough night fluttershy
ebonyirony 29
Oh....dear. (read it in her voice)
l23VIVE 17
I find something fishy here about brohama's profile. Would brohama happen to have an xbox?
l23VIVE 17
If you do would your gamertag happen to (be or) have been XLR832?