Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
kiwimonster99 3
I love my little pony I'm a BRONY!!!!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You're a girl. Therefore, you are my fellow Pegasister.
L_Lovegood 19
"Pegasister"? If you just invented that, it HAS to become part of the common Pony-vocabulary. Huzzah for inventing words!
TheVelocirabbit 10
No, it was already invented before her...
brickuhbracka 5
Fluttershy is the name of a pony on My Little Pony...
ChakatBlackstar 29
I really that this scenario at least involves turning the wife into a ponygirl rather then just calling her Fluttershy. If it's just the name then that'd be creepy.
TacoTacoMLPFiM 0
I could clopp to that
SwaggCapone 11
all the kinky shit and he picks that? myself I'd been demanding a 3 some. fmf :-)
santos39 4
Sounds like your husband watches to much ,and is obsessed, with My Little Pony.
mariah_victoria 0
I could honestly deal with that. Fluttershy. It has a ring to it.~
chicagoIL 4
Wow, another guy liking MLP... Sooooo dumb
THE_A_TEEN 28
No one makes fun of your interests, why make fun of others? Well, the exception is this guy with his weird pony fetish.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
So it would be okay for a girl, but not a guy? I smell a double standard.
OhLohd111 11
I personally find it odd for both genders to sexualize MLP:FIM at all. And I'm a Pegasister. However I would rather they fantasize over fictional characters than real children or animals.
djjmax 7
Your husband is a brony
iFizzgig 11
Oh yeah! Bro hoof!