Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Still hanging on
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Captain Jack
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Get it on
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
TwiztedYuri 9
take his hand put a resignation and a lawsuit look at him. smile. and walk away
Michele2luv 8
Wtf?
Kwagyash 13
Wrong FML
meihua 19
Dafuq?
golfman717 0
And that would solve what? If you are under 20, I feel bad for the next generation.
TwiztedYuri 9
gotta love posting from a phone. ducks everything up... not the first time. app needs a fix :/
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
154- Ha, ducks it up. Quack! C:
MerrikBarbarian 9
Auto correct- the reason I resort to swearing in Huttese or other Star Wars languages. Auto correct cant figure out what to make of them so it learns them vs changing them to crap I don't want. XD
heyhihello95 12
A whole world of sexual fantasies and he chose fluttershy?
RussianFox 13
Why wouldn't you chose Fluttershy?
EyesofStone 27
@48 Because Fluttershy is sweet and innocent? D:
pokefan813 16
14 - It could've been worse, I'm just trying to think how. Don't worry it will come up, Nah I got nothing...
TheVelocirabbit 10
It could've been one of the teletubbies...
monkeyhead641 6
I would have picked rarity. Jk Jk. Seriously though I would have picked Jessica rabbit or Lois griffin. She is hot
poopycat 5
I would choose Fluttershy
thatguy3812 25
@102 maybe that's why he chose fluttershy
ant1078 7
I think he wants you to ride his lil pony
geko911 22
Ooor... The husband is interested in ponies... I'd be scared if I were you..
klovemachine 24
I hope he puts a saddle on that pony ;)
DeathcoreDashie 11
The internet has been won.
DannyZuko 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Omfg. I think your husband is a Brony. Be proud.
SuperWhoLockedBr 9
I'm a brony but it's not like I'm gonna be calling my girlfriend Fluttershy when we do it........ Or any pony for that matter. Brony and proud.
Bluekaren16 19
Mr. Roper haha. Maybe hes never in the mood?
Steve95401 49
Be careful what you wish for because may get it.
leogirl95 12
Well, you asked for it lol
Hiimhaileypotter 53
15- I don't like you; creepy?! FLUTTERSHY IS ******* ADORABLE >:|
DocBastard 40
All the sexual deviance in the world at his fingertips, and he went for My Little Pony?? Your husband is a freak, but not in a good way. Ok, here come the thumbs down from the bronies. Sorry, but sexualising a children's show is just plain wrong.
stoptrying 9
Don't worry. The majority of bronies think guys like this are freaks, too.
leah013 8
Rule 34 dude... It happens
TheVelocirabbit 10
I agree. I don't mind when people make their own ponies and whatever like that, but when "sexy time" is involved, it just ruins everything.
downtime 13
How is it wrong? It seems pretty innocent to me, why's it any of your business what they like? Until they start transferring this to real live ponies then just let them enjoy what they want...You could argue BDSM is also "wrong" because it incorporates violence and pain into sexual acts, but just because it's not something you're into doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Personally, I find most fetishes to be messed up, but while I may think it's ridiculous that is just my opinion.
DocBastard 40
Are you really asking why it's wrong to sexualise a children's cartoon show? Really??
downtime 13
Not at all, the question is redundant, I was really saying it isn't wrong.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
If something is redundant, that means it over-specifies. I believe you mean rhetorical, which means that an answer isn't really being asked for. "Tuna fish" is an example of redundancy. Tuna is a fish by itself.
Kibaruto 33
Don't worry Doc, it could be worse. He could try to make a **** animation or even a story with his fantasy. We can all agree 'Triple XXX Pony Fun Time' would be very frightening to us all.
GothicAngel17 24
257- Saying "Triple XXX" is redundant :P
twisted_cherub 14
There's a huge industry based on pornographic cartoons. Most is anime style, but if you run a search you'll find everything from MLP to Disney princesses. It may be weird, but it's nowhere near uncommon. Nor does it lead to, or in any way relate to, pedophilia. I'm not a fan, but it's no more odd than swinging, BDSM, foot fetishism, dressing in a diaper and being mothered, pony play (nothing to do with MLP), plushies, latex fetishism, or the millions of other things that turn a small group of people on, but are considered disgusting by the rest of society.
TheDrifter 24
Actually, acting out fantasies involving childlike behaviour by the partner is a common warning sign for both closeted and practicing pedophiles. Wanting her to be a pony is kinky, wanting her to act like a prepubescent pony is creepy.
downtime 13
227, Argh, yes that was the word I meant. That was a bit of a brain fart there. 337, I'd like to see some sort of statistical link showing that the majority of people who engage in that activity later go on to molest children, rather than information suggesting those who do often started out with childlike fantasies. Your logic is backward.
SuperWhoLockedBr 9
I agree. Don't sexualize it, it's a Kids show. I'm a brony but those people disgust me.
ilovefall10 21
Ugh great. Now everyone will think that anybody who likes MLP:FIM is a pervert.
TheFluffyWalrus 7
I already did