Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
NothernNightmare 18
Fluttershy. This name makes me think the pony is shy of cameras.
bryan21122112 4
Her husband is a brony.
GothicAngel95 16
Fluttershy is a pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Leslier_fml 4
You opened your mouth...now deal with it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know, if OP's husband was not a Fluttershy obsessed brony, then OP did the right thing by "opening her mouth", which is a form of communication, something most couples need. You sound like a total douchebag.
otakuchica 4
My little pony: friendship is magic
RobinKCS 9
I believe Fluttershy is a character from My Little Pony. I'm assuming said husband is a brony.
courtneyparr 2
Tell him you want him to be a ninja turtle.
MsNight 1
LOL, I'd have said YDI for marrying a brony but safe ber that OP didn't know at the time, or even until now so... FYL OP, that's wrong on at least five different levels that immediately come to mind!
phatdaddy62 23
Do what I did - Google it. Easy.
theredheadriot 6
Mmm kinky ;)