Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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Comments (226)
mattmag 0
This is why people should keep their kids on leashes =P
ren21ai41 0
I agree with #20
dublk 0
what an epic win for the couple!!! its beautiful, this should have been taped. kids are horrible and deserve this kinda thing most of the time. to the OP, dont feel bad. u did the world a favour.. maybe the kid and his folks will learn from it
omgitsseejay 0
man, just like the movies
dragonmaiden50 0
stupid parents. Should have been watchin' their kid.
liuken 3
hehehehe...come on it's funny.
tipple 0
OMG that's funny!!! - and soo romantic... I do feel sorry for the little kid - but I guess the DoD would just call that "collateral damage..." Grandkid: Grandma, how did you know that Grandad was 'the one' Grandma: When he swung me around so hard that someone saw stars... Grandkid: Awww, how romantic, which one of you saw the stars? Grandma: neither of us - just some little snot-nosed kid that was running past. -or- Grandkid: Grandma, when did you know Grandad was 'the one' Grandma: the day he showed me how he truly feels about children...
mifdsam 0
That is just... win hahahaha
kennyx493 0
ahahahaha i wish that vid was on youtube
Afghanee666 0
**** the little ******! I hope that little bitch got killed! ******* failed abortion!
stephatwestern 0
haha! I LOVE it! I nearly bowled over a little asian lady when my boyfriend flew in over Christmas after 6 months without seeing each other. I can only imagine the kid's face when he got kicked by you! I agree with the first post, little kids suck. Should've gotten out of your way and he wouldn't have a shoe print on the side of his face!