Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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Comments (226)
Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Nsnlover 0
Today I was finally going to see mommy the first time in two months, before I got to see mommy some ladies foot hit me and I passed out unconisis. fml
imcannedfruit 0
Ftw nsnlover!!!
JamesM9794 0
lol
capgray 0
today, i was attempting to swing my girlfriend around romanticly when i swung her into a four year old, knocking him out. fml
xxbadassbitchxx 0
WIN!!!!! I accidentally kicked a 3yr old in the head, but he was OKAY:P
Atmaster 3
your lie isn't effed fhl
GandhiSays 0
One less high-pitched-voice ****** in Xbox
jaden242 2
^ wow I love this comment soo much. it's funny how his username is ghandisays ahahaha soo funny
happyhak 5
Yes, because a 4 year old play is highly likely to play Xbox, isn't he...? :/
babygurl91695 2
#win
intothecrypt 3
OP, **** it, you had your awesome moment, I'm sure the kid'll end up ******* someone over and not caring eventually
thiagohf113 0
this isnt an FML... lol. its a F*** the little kid's life...
crazykidd15 0
tru dat
Falalala243 0
Wheres the moderator on this one?
BulldogQB4 0
Lol. Hey um why would you try to recreate a movie? It's fiction. Also, why the hell would you do it in an airport?
TheLetterZero 7
HA! Nice.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
boojie97 12
learn to spell why don't ya?
kaylapple 1
195... no need to be a ******* grammar nazi.
lconner_96 2
195. Go **** yourself, she can spell however she wants.
Lct1196 31
It is "you" not "ya"
NickAlert 1
YDI for having giant feet
Ninjasaurus18 9
You're a ******* asshole; you can't control feel size!!! Plus, I have average sized feet and I end up almost whacking people with them in open gym time in gymnastics on the ropes. ( they're for the little kids, but we can use them for play time)
Since1998 20
just... what the ****?
KatieMajestic 17
Little kids have small heads
dragonrider1959 18
She can't control the size of her feet, you asshole!
Aaron Magliulo 13
guys this was a joke lmao leave them alone XD
xcman 0
When that kid goes to school tomorrow, none of his friends will believe how he got his black eye. I wonder what his parents said to you!
lazyyygirl 0
Today, I was at the airport walking by, when some lady round house kicked me in the face and knocked me out. Thanks. FML
roxygurrly 0
...smooth
mouseintern 0
Haha, this gave me a nice mental picture. FML? More like F his life. Poor little kid, just skipping through life, all sunshine and puppies when BAM out of nowhere he gets a foot to the face.