Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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Comments (226)
ChelseaChops 1
Read something almost exactly the same before. What utter bull. Also, who cares? It isn't your whole life.
maupa 0
PERFECT.
life_is_life 0
#1... u seem very nice... wtf ??
forkfish 0
how is this FML? I can see how it'd suck for the kid, but for you? f* the kid
airandfingers 0
YDI for the hanging participle.
Arcterion 0
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
towell777 0
His fault for getting in the way.
poobear 0
not an fml the kid probably deserved it and his parents definitely did for letting a 4 year old run around the airport
b0R3dASh3ll 0
how romantic.. xD not so mch for the little kid.. lol..
ptsofathrity 0
All I have to say to that four-year-old kid- OWNED! Happy to hear that you go to see your boyfriend though.