Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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Comments (226)
unibrowicorn 0
hahahahahaaaa. Why do I feel like half of the people that have FML's on this site live in a sitcom?
SituationMan 0
This isn't an FML. You did a service to that child teaching him not to run around in airports without looking.
shelbeee 0
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
happy_go_lucky21 0
aww... sad for the little kid, but that was a sweet thing your boyfriend tried to do.
SquidUlysses 0
It's awesome he loves you that much that he'll cause bodily harm to a small child to show you how much he loves you.
24788 7
That kid is going to fear women for life.
eviltrunkz 0
That's Awesome!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
to #33 and #81 YOU ARE RETARDED. im in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend now. im going to school in california and hes still in new york. i talk to him every day, he visits me and im home [in ny] for the summer and winter. long distance relationships can work if you work hard at them. and if youd like to say that its because "i cant get anyone else" thats hilarious. if i wanted to cheat on my boyfriend, or dump him just to **** whoever, i could oh so easily do that. theres just this little thing called love that prevents me from doing that, and keeps me and my boyfriend together.
life_sux1234 0
FHL, not yours!! but that was romantic
jSOPURE 3
Romance > little children. :)