Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
That snot a good situation, hopefully the image doesn't stay in your head for too long.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know about you or OP, but if I saw someone pick their nose and wipe it under their desk or on the wall, I'd ******* say something. Since he ate his own nasty nose gold I wouldn't feel the need to say something to him at all, but once he started sticking it around the work place there'd be no way I could keep my mouth shut. Keep an eye on him OP and do not, I repeat do not, shake hands with him. Ever.
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Comments (80)
jkalan 5
first to say anything!
aly_pinay22 8
What has been seen cannot be unseen! Sorry, OP!
euphoricness 28
I wish that would work in my math class
Robbieisadowg 16
#36 but you'd still have to sit through class and you'd learn nothing. So an hour of your life wasted and then you would fail you class :).
lilhellian 27
That snot a good situation, hopefully the image doesn't stay in your head for too long.
BillMurray_fml 12
I'd boogie out of there for sure
tman1985 9
the image will get congested in the sinuses
KimJongIllest 8
Yummy!
andrew6p 19
Tastes like chicken huh?
evan_7899 28
I was just about to eat chicken for dinner, thanks
euphoricness 28
Just imagine that it tastes like chicken
gc327072 31
I've never understood why people lose their appetite over a statement. I've watched CSI autopsies while eating spaghetti… maybe I'm just a budding serial killer. 0_o
Nyx_fml 23
Oh, no, not CSI! D: If only we could all have the iron stomach to watch that show ...
Broadway_Vayne 32
Everyone has their habits, some are just less sanitary than others.
jojimugo 20
No
Paradoxxxx 16
I'm so sorry you had to witness that. Just thinking about it gives me chills. The only time I've ever seen that really happen is with kids
See_Be_Feel 13
He couldn't stop the urge of being a kid again.
cosicosei 22
You'd think you were working in a kindergarden, but hey, they say you revert to your child form as you age!
HowieDoIt 21
Hey times are tough, no time for work breaks! Although if I was his coworker I'd boogey on out of there!
GabersGamers 3
Thats pretty disgusting, but at least he isn't wiping them anywhere else. FYL though