Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Welshite 40
Well now you have a reason to scream for ice-cream. The scream of insanity.
ebonyirony 29
Succumb to it! Or feel its wrath. Well ice cream is revenge, after all. Sweet and best served cold. Enjoy.
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Comments (152)
KiddNYC1O 22
I have a hard time listening to it just sitting at home or as a passerby.
lilybert11 1
I feel so sorry for you, you must be tormented
GoodCopBadCop 3
i scream, u scream, we all scream for icecream :D
kayliers 5
You should play Scream For My Ice Cream by Blood on the Dance Floor instead
Waaaaffles 0
You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your life is meaningless without ice cream.
brutaltruth 3
I know what you mean. I used to work at UPS loading packages into truck on the night shift and would dream about loading boxes. Often waking up more tired than when I went to sleep. Some jobs really suck!
Demonfish 14
Dreams of murderous clowns singing annoying jingles whilst stabbing you repeatedly with an ice cream come....
TColby 12
I hope it doesn't manifest itself into physical form and you have to battle it by creating the cheesiest, most repetetive song ever.
monique8axel 6
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
ellytoad 13
Earplugs!
Patts_fml 4
Driving a large vehicle that often attracts small children without being able to hear? Sounds safe.