Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Welshite 40
Well now you have a reason to scream for ice-cream. The scream of insanity.
ebonyirony 29
Succumb to it! Or feel its wrath. Well ice cream is revenge, after all. Sweet and best served cold. Enjoy.
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Comments (152)
Johnnylittle 3
You should make your truck bad ass like the one in twisted metal
gracehi 33
I would think that would sound like money to you. Yeah! Play that money song again!
xpaulatanx 10
If you watch BEN DROWNS/Majoras Mask creepypasta, that ice cream jingle will quickly be replaced. You might have bad dreams, but it beats 'Farmer in the Dell'.
SportsKnut 8
Does your ice cream bring all the kids to the yard?
ollie179 21
No, but I hear milkshake does!
sougstad 7
Ring around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Da na na na nana nana nananana na na na na na na nana nana nananana nana nana nana na!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
....batman?
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Booooooooooooooooooooo
EnterSandman_fml 20
I'm going to guess its Metallica's hit Enter Sandman. But maybe that's wishful thinking.
KiddNYC1O 22
It is since Mariano Rivera is out for the season. =[ ^
nerdsgetmehot 23
Same thing happened to me when I was a cashier at a grocery store. Oh, that haunting scanner beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
pandainspandex 19
I used to be a cashier at a pet store. I know how you feel-good after a couple of weeks, I began dreaming about swiping objects across the scanner while checking people out! I swear, probably the most boring set of dreams anyone will EVER have.
bmtz96 0
ahah ive helped my parennts with their ice creaam truck for the past 5 years trust me it get to the point where u can ignore it :) sad part is: it takes aa long time 2 get used 2 it... 2 maybe 3 months good luck :)
cheekyterier 13
better than a nightmare? or maybe it now counts as one..