Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Welshite 40
Well now you have a reason to scream for ice-cream. The scream of insanity.
ebonyirony 29
Succumb to it! Or feel its wrath. Well ice cream is revenge, after all. Sweet and best served cold. Enjoy.
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Comments (152)
reject214 10
Oh come on. That's not nearly as bad as Disney's ''it's a small world'' song. Stick some popsicle sticks in your ears.
kimg0885 23
As a child I would cry every time my parents tried to get me on that ride, those kids are really scary! Haunted Mansion, great. It's A Small World, get me the f out of here!
reject214 10
I wasn't scared of the small world figures, but that song repeats about 15 times during the ride.
LilBobby 0
Better than Ke$ha
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Better than One Direction.
Smokohauntas 3
Better then me.
sigreen42 3
You're just going to have to face the music for awhile. But getting paid will make it all worth it
KiiwiiRox 6
Haha just like when I played Left For Dead so much, I started hearing the witch everywhere! You'll get used to it I hope! At least it's a job, right
88vivera 9
What's wrong about that? At least u had a job
Enslaved 38
Mr."Eye in the Sky"! You probably have this exact comment ready at-- copy and paste. You seem to have to write it all too often!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh jebus, it's Alan! EVERYBODY PANIC.
lovepandorasaver 11
So thats why Sweet Tooth became evil
olpally 33
I played twisted metal all the time!! Love that game and I still have it!
KiiwiiRox 6
Lucky...I can't find that game anymore...it's like no one has it :(
EnterSandman_fml 20
There's the new one for PS3 that came out a few months ago. It also has a free download of Twisted Metal Black, which I think is better anyway.
fishface517 10
Ding a ling!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wing nut!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
What? I thought we were doing the spongebob bit! "Ding a ling!" "Wing nut!" "Knucklehead Mcspazz-a-tron!"
MURIKKA 11
"This just in on Chanel 5 News: A local man was arrested today for disturbing the peace. Witnesses report that he was stumbling around the road singing ice cream truck music at the top of his lungs while holding an axe...."
zandalee 20
Just spat my coffee across the room.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Karma's a bitch that's what you get for making those kids run that extra block and not stoping when you saw them
gracehi 33
I've fleetingly considered becoming an ice cream truck driver just to see how far I can make those fat kids run.
mhopper 13
Make them earn that ice cream!!
Enslaved 38
And after I saw the movie "Legion" I've had nightmares about the Ice Cream Man!