Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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drunkonduty247 1
Why bail them out?
Dblocker 18
I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?
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Comments (190)
Len_Kagamine 8
I wonder how old they are..
nictransitglory 4
Old enough to party.
baddud300 6
Old enough to be mugging people apparently...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I personally think it would be pretty funny if they were young, like 5-10. xD (but I realize they wouldn't go to jail if they were that young)
LO388 7
38 - You never know, there have been stories of elementary schoolers being taken out of school by police and arrested for throwing tantrums
AllThingsBright_ 11
Arrested for throwing tantrums? I guess I would have been a repeat offender at the age of six...
Beeftinkle 13
Stupid Skrillex... ruining this generation.
LO388 7
If you down-voters don't believe me, Google "child arrested for school tantrum" and you'll get 3 different instances on the first page alone. One had a 6 year old, 40 lb girl put in the back of a cruiser in flexcuffs and anklecuffs
axelrave 3
I blame obama! (Sarcasm)
WaSiSimiLang 8
"freeze! Put your hands up! Wth wtf you shoving those bills in my face for? Gimme my damn Ice creams! Geez, do I look that old to you?"
buck33 14
I'm imagining a child being arrested. No need to taze them, but tickle them instead.
maddisonNicole 3
Wasn't that on a Skrillex music video?
HoboSmeller 6
116- bangarang? I think....
sirbrainiac 2
Have you seen the price of ice cream cones these days? It's practically robbery.
choochee77 0
#33 your picture goes with what you said so hilariously
on_the_flip_side 0
You mean helping this generation. In "Nice Sprites and Scary Monsters" there's a woman who sounds like she's having an orgy but she's inspiring kids to break their cup-stacking records!
Dblocker 18
I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?
lmfao1643 3
Depends on how black those kids are
MCRaddict15 15
Why would they considering robbing the truck driver anyway? It's not like those guys are buried in money.
RayRod 6
There's actually a music video about 3 boys doing that. I mean of course it's not the same exact scenario, but it is possible
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Ice cream truck drivers carry a decent amount of singles from selling ice cream all day I'm sure. After mugging the driver they could easily take the cash home and make it rain.
ObsessedWithGays 7
I think those kids have been listening to too much Skrillex.
drunkonduty247 1
Why bail them out?
gc327072 31
That's what I'm sayin, do like in The Rainman, leave him there for a couple of days.
jgriff79 23
My parents tried to get the police to keep my brother over night. He was picked up for underage drinking with a couple of friends. The cops said my parents had 30 mins. To get there or they were going to arrest them for child neglect.
Grimmerie 31
My brother was picked up one night and brought home in a cruiser. The cops gave my mother the option of having him thrown in the drunk tank for a night or two to teach him a lesson. Mind you, at this point he had been arrested multiple times, mostly on possession charges, so the situation wasn't exactly the same.
drunkonduty247 1
I would tell the cops I was too drunk to drive.
porkpiehat 8
They had to learn that behavior somewhere
oneFUCKINword 8
Reminds me of the Bangarang film clip by Skrillex.
hellachillin 8
What I'm wondering is did they mug it for money or ice cream? Hopefully both...
AllThingsBright_ 11
As a matter of fact, they did learn their behavior from OP's husband. He's already been arrested three times for various inappropriate run ins with ice cream truck drivers, ranging from simple muggings to stealing the ice cream bars. It's a damn shame. Monkey see monkey do.
buck33 14
27 - I have heard the song before, but I just looked up the video. I felt bad for the driver... It was awesome though.
puppytaco64 8
Why wouldn't they. I would assume that all ice cream truck drivers are loaded and carry tons of money on them at all times
winnerme123 8
I bet they tried mugging him for free ice cream.
xXkingmikeXx 5
It's in a skrillex video, kids these days
shadevil75 6
You should be ashamed of yourself for bailing them out.
Turtle_rebellion 10
He has to bail them out eventually, but a few nights in jail might be just what they need.
DaDezza244 31
#6 *She and #48 they're her sons
onlychildFTW 34
It's leela! The one eyes mutant. Futureama really is a good show. I'm glad they brought it back.
failgamer 7
I would beat the shit outta my kids, just under enough to be considered child abuse
cuppycakeslove 20
I dont think you can "beat the shit" out of a kid without it being considered child abuse.
DontThumbMeDown 8
You can spank them since spanking isnt considered child abuse
winnerme123 8
I thumbed you down for 2 reasons... 1- spanking in some cases is child abuse 2- your name is DontThumbMeDown
onlychildFTW 34
You would beat the shit out of your kids? I really hope you DON'T have kids. And if you do. I feel sorry for them.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
We all love ice cream, but that's taking it a little too far…
akg98 13
IIIIIIIIIII STEEEAAAAALLLLL FOR IIIICCCCEEEEE CREEEAAAAMMMM!!!!
cr3ativity 15
Guess they wanted that ice cream. But OP this kinda of smells like bad parenting
hwkfan1 10
Quick! Grab the latest Grand Theft Auto and go mug an ice cream truck driver. Family bonding!
onlychildFTW 34
In GTA IV you can drive ice cream trucks. And you can steal them from the streets! Haha. They can also play the theme song and the faster you drive the faster it plays. It's pretty cool.