Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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Comments (292)
DameGreyWulf 1
So much for being so clever, what a bitch. But this is why you should TALK INSTEAD.
Zoa_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Oh....sorry
JCaren_ 0
Oh that's rich. Haha, sorry dude.
TheLetterZero 7
She must have one of those phones with a mini QWERTY keyboard. If not, I don't know how she could miss the E and hit W instead.
kennythedude 3
Wow, so instead of truthfully saying no, she tries to act "cool" and make up some error message and can't even spell service right. Also, this even furthers my point why I don't ask girls out through texts. :D
sublime93 0
You're obviously still stuck with a nokia or some shit, cause most phones nowadays come with a full QWERTY keyboard. (Even some new nokias do, lol)
LeCielNousAide 7
i wouldn't say most phones. a vast majority of T-Mobile ones don't, and the ones they have aren't that great overall. a lot of phones still have normal buttons and no keyboard. i got mine at verizon (enV touch) and they have a large amount of keyboard phones, but not all services do. to the OP: FYL and YDI. fyl for her being dumb/bitchy enough to do something like that, and ydi for not doing it in person. (i still think person is better than the phone)
i_laff_at_u 0
YDI it for looking up if it really exists and asking her on a date via text xD
TriniRockStar 0
lmao that's smart I should do that to someone
nerdy_singer 0
text back "FAIL" or "FAIL, learn to spell"
DirtyDiana_fml 0
lmfao awesome.
delly_fml 0
Ur to good for her