Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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thatoneguyyeshim 0
That sucks man.
zrjones 0
this is awesome!!
fxdxhk90 0
Uhh dude, the op is a chick. And her crush is apparently very stupid.
realggirl 0
Yeah, no kidding, but maybe she's just not a lesbian?
suaveneanderthal 0
hahaha oh my goodness it doesn't sound like you want to be dating that tool anyway OP. I'd say you're better off having had this happen to you rather than him take advantage of you and then find out while in a relationship with him what an ass he is
jugglernaut 0
that doesn't give her an excuse to be a cuntwaffle.
reapfml 0
She should text back Error 99: Number could not be reached due to your bitchy stupidness
uj_fml 4
uhmm how about a phone with a keyboard? no?
iloveidi0ts 0
Finally, uj, someone thinks!
star_ver 0
Failure. Just because you have one of those shitty phones without a QWERTY keyboard doesn't mean everyone else does.
crazieeli 0
that does suck but hey, on the bright side, you saved yourself the trouble of going out with a dumbass :)
nam3 0
lesbian
gus123975394 0
Yeah That must really suck man
billchilled 0
Lesbian :O thats probably why you got that message back
eggnogg 0
perhaps she is not a lesbian...hmmm
Subal_fml 8
I don't think she wants to grow any balls.
MooTaters 0
I hope you realized it wasn't a him...as said above she's a lesbian or at least bi. Anyhoo that sucks but i guess maybe you deserve better.
ReasonsToFly 0
You guys are clearly the stupid ones. That would have been genius if they spelt service right.
cassayyyguhh 0
well honestly you are all dumb. being a lesbian is not dumb and obviously if OP liked this girl she was obviously a lesbian but not a smart or nice one. idiots.
dinosaurrrr 0
Do you have a point? As for the text, she's a fairly clever douche.
talbot008 0
but it was still mean
luluk854ever 0
hahaha this is good.
bossybanks 0
lmfao hilarious but I feel bad fir ya op!
bossybanks 0
*for
hahafylop 4
that's what you get for asking out someone by text
mrfuzzywiggles 11
Well it might be someone on her account. And anyway, he/she deserves it for asking them out via text
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
curryndricegirll 0
obviously, she doesn't like the girl for her brains
spazzdoodle 0
Are you kidding me? I give major props to the crush for originality. Forget SPaG, no one uses it in texting anyways.
AeroChic777 4
@73 I don't think that the crush is stupid. i think she has a full keyboard on her cell and accidentally pressed w instead of e. It's easy to make that mistake. Sure she's kind of a jerk for sending that in the first place, but I don't think she's dumb.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
im with 217. it was probably a mistake, and just now i almost spelled mistake mistakw. its not tht hard 2 make a mistake...
fatme2012 7
I agree. Hate when people avoid situations. She couldn't just say she's not interested?!
GrapeJuice67 17
I mean, really, it's not that hard to say "Sorry, I'm not interested."
panthersrule95 0
That sucks. You should now call her and leave her a voicemail.
BussellRishop 0
hahaa DO IT
Brittanii 0
she made tht muchh of a freakkinnnn effortt. to make up a fake ass textt... wtff yoooo
jet_fml 0
that does not require effort at all...
sublime93 0
Why the **** do you feel the need to double all those letters amm i ccoolll nowww?? ****
malinbobbyypho 0
omg #114 is a WIN :)
dabomblyktiktikk 0
lmao 114
boatkicker 5
OUCH that sucks. :( I'm sorry she did that. It was kinda (very) bitchy.
curryndricegirll 0
it's only bitchy because she found out. she had the right thought, but she was kind of stupid in that reply. i mean, if there was an error...you would try again. that idiot would have had 5 messages on her phone but she proved her stupidity even more. girl...get over her, she's so not worth your time.
M0rt 0
maybe if op grew some balls and asked her out irl
lmmmr 0
Hey, at least you got the hint without being subjected to outright embarrassment.
airplanefood 0
That's very true, never thought of it that way.
stfunubcake 0
what kind of retard would click ydi
Sun_Kissed18 25
The people who are all "YDI BECAUSE YOU BREATHE" I doubt anyone who clicked it actually ment it. Your better off without her ;) dont worry, OP.
thebaws 0
He's asked her out via text. That might warrant a FYI by some people's standards.
Jenx3FUH 0
The OP is a chick, not a man.
curryndricegirll 0
i didn't click ydi, but i bet some people did for the text reason, the fact that she actually looked up the code when it was in plain sight that it was misspelled, and the fact that she's obsessing over someone so stupid
some_guy1092 0
ide click FYL... but i dont wanna mess up the 6666 XD
ForestFire0 1
Yeah, asking out with text could warrant a YDI. Also, asking out someone so stupid could justify a YDI as well. But, this does suck quite a bit. That girl is even more of a coward than the OP. She doesn't have the testicular fortitude to reject someone by text?
TurdMonkey 0
#7: out of curiosity, did you derive your name from the phrase you hear every time you open your mouth to speak?
mrfuzzywiggles 11
They sorta do deserve it because they didn't ask it in person instead of a lame text. If they really meant it, they would have done it in person
lil_ham1644 29
I messed up the 6666
meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
Geist_fml 0
haha! This guy is funny!
ecilart 0
lol i agree!
AAAAHHHH12 2
Fantastic idea!
Monado 0
We praise your wisdom! *Bows*
Emwo 0
OP, do this please.
sexymessy 0
This is funny!you should do this=)
simply_amazinq 0
wait i feel bad and all but why would you look it up?
iloveml 0
im so sick of people ripping fmls off from texts from last night.com (775): Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk. (504): Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera. look familiar to anyone else?
mooremandy1773 0
you are so so so right. i read this exact same thing on textsfromlastnight.com. whoever the OP is, she ripped off tfln.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
or maybe the girl the OP texted knew about it? lol
skeez_fml 0
right, this has to be fake because the person from TFLN is the only person in the entire world who has ever done something like that.
wbrycem 0
Yep. Believe it or not, there are over 6 billion people on earth, and this type of incident can only occur in one location EVER, so better get used to it.
f_u_u_f_f 0
win