Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.
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Comments (157)
WIDRR 0
First and that sucks haha guess shes not worth it
cramazing 0
soooo? its not like ur ever gonna see those guys again?
romskiies 0
op should have posted her numb so she would get random yxs lol jus sayin
gman90210 18
That's for sure never seen anybody from my high schools anymore and live just one town over from where I did
Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
emmaleelee 0
Ouch. Well...how did you not recognize that it was the same number that sent it to you?
iluffmcrandbvb 1
my (stupid) parents put a block on my phone so whenever i text someone past 10:00 i get a text back (from the number i texted) saying that it wasnt sent
kjd 7
damn...b!tch! and what #3 said...you should have noticed.
snowhawk22 0
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How many times did you text her? Sounds to me like you might be a little obsessive. Stop eavesdropping and obsessively texting and this kind of shit won't happen.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
^^ agreed
amazinggbaby 2
Or maybe the girl is just a bitch? yeah it happens when your a stuck up teenage girl. that sucks op forget about her you'll move on in life and her happy high school days will be over and her bitchiness won't come in handy anymore.
SarMarJo 17
Lol this FML is about me. The poster's friend told me. In my defense, he would not leave me alone and he sent me like 70 messages a DAY. So, yeah
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Did you not notice that it came from her phone number? You're dumb Also agree with #5, you sound creepy
OrdinaryMan_fml 0
Hahahahaha thats a good line to reject someone =P And No. 3 is right, YDI tbh :)
Tehalon 0
YDI for being an obsessive ass, bet you're gonna stalk her now aswell.
bioclock 0
No offense, but the way you said "I kept texting her" makes it sound like you were probably getting on her nerves, and she didn't want to be mean and tell you to stop sending her texts. Maybe it was rude of her to make fun of you with her friends the next day, but I've had my share of annoying guys texting me, and it's a really uncomfortable situation. I voted both FYL and YDI, since she was rude for doing that, but you were probably irritating her and brought it on yourself.
gracieroxursox 3
OP didn't say 'I kept texting her' he said 'I texted this girl I really like'
candiixo 0
shawggg