Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
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Comments (114)
Shiraishi_fml 6
At least she stopped after that right? Or she didn't even get the hint?
hilary56 0
That's a burn brotha
MrPedoBear_fml 4
Just say blame it on the cellphone company.. And text me. >:)
sexxxysydney 14
This is actually a great idea, bummer he failed. Maybe next time OP.
enonymous 9
Error 404 comedy in this reply not found
nerdpower_fml 1
Just stick to selling brake pads, tommy boy. You obviously aren't good at anything else.
AnonymousTroll 2
Maybe OP had a temporary moment of silence?
zombicidal 11
he just put his phone number on the internet
Kiirst_mt1994 26
it's your own fault!
Kiirst_mt1994 26
lol
iluvhobos 5
How did "this weird girl" get your number in the first place. YDI for that, and your terrible spelling.
russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
heyguysitsjosh 8
Looks like he forgot to turn on auto correct
nonelikeworms 0
Spelling Nazi
Fruit_Dealer 9
"Spellcheck yourself before you wreck yourself." -Someone random
kidclarke 15
There's an app for that
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
No, it's not an App it's built in.
Blissfull_Sin 7
Whats da name of that app? Lol I want it
AlexanderSilver 0
I believe he was quoting the iPhone's "there's an app for that" commercial.
dinkiebaum 0
Bahahaha YDI!!!!! That's funny though
csosa187 1
Thank you for not contributing anything to this post -_-
djmigues 7
Same to you, 64.
xosportsgirl14x 8
And you, 66. Ah, hypocrites. OP: why not just not text back...?
djmigues 7
I was going to say, "And the same to myself as well," but I had already posted my comment and didn't want to double post.
kiakia0131 23
You could have edited your comment, unless you are using an Ipod or phone. (I don't know if you can edit comments on those devices.)
guckylynn 19
You can edit comments on iPhone and iPod.
thaskipsta 1
Very nice
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
samiwammy 5
Lol, YDI. Spell check next time ;P
Isabel312 0
Maybe you just send a regular "I don't feel like texting" or "I'm busy" text. It's shorter and you don't look like a douche. Unless you misspell something. Oh wait....
dwold91 3
Or just don't text back..?
rae_munchkin 6
I think all he has to do is say he isn't interested and move on. Unless she's a stalker, she would give up after that.
bro1oke 0
Didn't think that one through very well there bud..
rysip08 0
Haha very true. Kind of a jerk move in my opinion
Daralea 21
That was a brilliant move! Just...not a very smart person doing it.
alejandratx 8
Dumbas**
MrPedoBear_fml 4
She's being OP. Btw I'm coming for you
kaprookie 3
I think she misspelled it on purpose as some form of humor
selbow 3
Or... you could have just not replied