Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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Top comments
jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
puggypark 14
I know the feel, but you gotta get off of that app OP.
TheCanucklehead 22
Get the 'how to get over candy crush' app
michaelaranda 28
Its not sad its actually very similar to a problem some tetris players have. Even when they arent playing tetris, in their mind they are stacking and clearing blocks. So op, dont worry, its not completely abnormal. But you should probably stop playing anyways.
jw90 18
That game really isn't that addicting
mFUNdo21 17
that game is actually very addictive. it's CANDY how can you not be addicted to bright colours that release your inner child
twinkiefeets 17
24--I disagree it's very sad, the sex either sucks or it's totally boring or both.
andrealovvve 17
Kinda?? That's terrible.
carOLinneeeeeee 8
OP, maybe you should think of your wifes "candy" and try thinking of the next possible moves you could try out with her rather than the game? That could possibly take your sex life to a whole new level.
Han1156 23
Candy crush < Bejeweled
Gingerette 8
Amen, #79
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
k_lylepad 19
Have you played it...exactly. Those who've played it know. Play it and feel the pull...join us.
T9FTW 20
I've played it and just got bored with it. It's a stupid game. Then again, I don't play games often or watch TV. Just thumb me down. Why are even still reading this? Sheesh.
Blink_me26 21
ONE OF US ONE OF US
ticktockbaboom 6
I thought the same thing, and then I actually played the game, and next thing you know, I'm 29 levels in and I have to sit in a corner and count to ten because I couldn't clear all the jelly...
CharresBarkrey 16
I played it pretty religiously up until the point where the levels got way too hard to even beat. Now it's not fun anymore.
happle 21
I'm not sure why it's so addicting, but I've gotten to level 80 and I play it at every opportunity. Of course, it's not so addicting that I'd think about playing it over sex...
Aussieinusa 5
I haven't played it, don't intend to, got final Fantasy xiv to play as well as saints row 4. All the games I need lol.
dianafuentes 17
delete the app
mFUNdo21 17
I deleted the app once ONCE!
Little4Bear 10
But then he will start getting flashbacks of his enjoyment for the game. Thus redownloading it again soon. Break the cycle now OP! Also, might I add, it's a "**** my wife's life."
Sansa_fml 38
Yes, the moment you can't stop thinking about it is the perfect time to delete it.
rockne93 17
Oh yeah...I'm having the same exact problem...because I have sex ALL of the time.
Espolax 8
It is so addicting, but really while having sex
football98_fml 20
i feel you, i really do. once you start playing that game its impossible to stop
Nyx_fml 23
Did you yell "Sugar Crush!" when you finished?
Trisha_aus 15
or DIVINE?
mominzed 19
#7 & #47 both of you are epic!
BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like you need an intervention.
HighasaCloud 46
There's probably an app for that
julian__91 3
I don't blame you. I just started playing the other day, and all I see is moves in my head that I can make.
applebramble 22
I do too , and I'll admit it; even while I had sex but thank god it doesn't happen anymore . I can be normal again!
nikkiluvzglen 16
Why do people get so hooked on that game? It's just a cheap ripoff of bejeweled
drizzy11 18
Thank YOU finally someone who ******* understands.