Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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Comments (292)
osht 0
...?
fudrick 0
You probably should find out if s girl is lesbian/bi or not before you ask her out >__>
shinychexmix 0
leeeesbian?
zargon 1
Ummm... no. Just no. Not unless you also insist that straight people also make sure the person is straight or bi first. Besides, how do you know OP didn't? I'm willing to bet that the OP at least thought she was getting some sort of attraction vibe off of this girl.
dreamchaser 0
haha.. that was the first thing that came to my mind after reading this.
19fml18 0
Fake. There's one almost exactly like this.
DeathByFalchion 0
Hah. crush on a girl with a triple digit IQ next time.
triplethreat13 0
what's wrong with asking someone out via text? i ask guys out via text, and i always mention that i would chicken out if i called, and they always think it's charming and they're more comfortable with whatever answer they give me. but i have never had someone send a fake error message!!! that's genius! also, what's wrong with being a lesbian? i'm not one but i totally support them for not being afraid of who they are. you are all just jealous.
DannyBoy20802 0
Aww, I'm sorry. But that's a really good idea. I'll have to use that sometime, keeping in mind the need to check for spelling errors.
thecryingpotato 0
HAAHAHHAH! OH MY GOD, I DO THE SAME THING EVERYTIME SOMEONE I HATE TEXTS ME I usually write "Error message missing content" That seems like something I would write
thecryingpotato 0
If you text her non stop, YDI
likeOMGwow 0
hahahaaha! thats a good one gotta remember to spell right though